Jimmy Butler unstoppable in the second half

kane

kane

EOG master
Heat are as healthy as they've been since the start of the season, Caleb Martin is dealing with something, but every one else was available last night, of course it's just a matter of time before someone else goes down as the playoffs start, but at least for now healthy, tough stretch of games coming up, would Kevin Love to go 3-1, but need a split at worse. BTW, feel free to add Kevin Love to your own dictionary
 
Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Still no Herro shot but he is "ramping up". Houthis healthy, they can Bam bang with anybody. They have more offensive firepower this year.
 
Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
There are several walkoff paths to Jimmy B but I posted the shortest. In 13 Jason Days could be set. Harmy is a longshot but he has proven he's legit.
 
Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Let's be clear. I have no interest "going viral". I outgrew that becoming famous shit is my late teens but if this one doesn't make it into a New York Piss sensational headline, nothing will. I will refuse any interview. They can follow my 2 X accounts along with my porn bot followers.
 
Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
If I did cash ouside, would do the 2 team rooster on top. This was an unusually high dollar amount wager. $25 instead of typical $1 to $5.
 
Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Only bad part is before Heat game. Could get dicey if they win. 1 game lead instead of 3 and TB flipped.

Joel Embiid update: 76ers star could return from knee injury as soon as Tuesday vs. Thunder, per reports
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Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
kane doesn't think Sixers have a chance against the Celtics with Embiid. He is more knowledgable than me with baskets and was right about "paper" being too much for the Heat in the Finals. But I want to cee that matchup 1st round. Celtics would have to play 2 Eastern Conference Finals. Maybe 3?

Sixers
Heat
Bucks
 
Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Let's frame this with a Joey Bad Boy path. If everything went bad, this is howid it would play:

LSU k and USC k win tonight. Busts Missy C and UCONN, UKUNT hustle double.

South Carolina and USC win Friday. Completely knocked out with the ladies.

North Carolina State and UCONN win Saturday. Same spot as last year. Need impossible championship upset.

I don't get it. Danny H lifts the trophy again. I get a meaningless 1-1. Nothing connects clean to Jimmy B.
 
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Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Now Bless You Cwissy:

Iowa k and UKUNT. Refresh and have at it.

NC State k and Iowa k championship. Missy C for the whole thing. NC State for the hedge.

Purdue and Alabama. Same thing. Zack Eddy for the whole thing, Alabama for the hedge. NC State and Alabama would be alternate 2-0.

Iowa k trophy, Purdue trophy
 
Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Then keep going. Have plenty of Yes Masters bums but because of the ticket I posted, has to be #HarmanCulture. This would be 100% she's perfect.
 
Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
You want to know something sick? I have additional Iowa k, Harman, Heat tickets. This is due to cashing ouside and losing soccer overs. I got mad and rebet them with higher payouts. So I could cash ouside the smaller ones and keep $1 million.
 
Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Dell Dude said:
Now Bless You Cwissy:

Iowa k and UKUNT. Refresh and have at it.

NC State k and Iowa k championship. Missy C for the whole thing. NC State for the hedge.

Purdue and Alabama. Same thing. Zack Eddy for the whole thing, Alabama for the hedge. NC State and Alabama would be alternate 2-0.

Iowa k trophy, Purdue trophy
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Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Keeping my underpants on. It's not done until it's done and no Tony Homo, not for the Super Bowl yet. I'll let you know Leana Wen.
 
Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
I will not cash ouside. I will do everything in my Samantha Powers to create, connect alternate #HeatCulture scenarios. Such as:

Celtics trophy
Bucks trophy
Nuggets trophy

For sure those 3. Then I have to be selective, crafty and thrifty. Assuming I don't win big which is pretty stevo safe.
 
Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
I think experience gets them there but I don't think they will beat SCk. Only Caitlin can do it by draining 3's.
 
Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Dell Dude said:
Now Bless You Cwissy:
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Iowa k and UKUNT. Refresh and have at it.

NC State k and Iowa k championship. Missy C for the whole thing. NC State for the hedge.

Purdue and Alabama. Same thing. Zack Eddy for the whole thing, Alabama for the hedge. NC State and Alabama would be alternate 2-0.

Iowa k trophy, Purdue trophy.
 
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Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Fuck you Grandma $25 hedge on USCk. Have 2nd suicide pawlay that goes to Larry Bird so whatever. Give up $25 for $110 if UKUNT chokes.
 
Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
After what went down last summer, I play until 0:00 game 7, final putt 72nd hole or championship match point. I thought there was no scenario without a big payout. I was wrong.
 
Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Had to crawl on the floor to turn the television on to watch Joker match piss Rude. Think that was not quite after Heat and Panthers official 2nd place Cwissy but both were fayta complee. I did manage to cash ouside a couple dimes during the match. Thank you, Fagduel.
 
kane

kane

EOG master
The good news is I'll have a team in the championship game, the bad news is they'll have to beat a monster
 
Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
I will be on all 4 dogs all 4 fuck you final fours purely scenario strategy.

North Carolina m and k
Alabama
UKUNT

Not who I necessarily want to win.
 
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