Jimmy Butler unstoppable in the second half

Dell Dude

EOG Master
As with every major since 2021 Wimbledon besides losses to Jabber and Slutty, she beat herself. Watch what Slutty does to Paolini. I'm getting sick and tired of it. Not only 50 unforced errors. Most not even Tony Homo. Shank after shank after shank after shank. Distinction without a difference. I suppose. Would have lost to Slutty who is also shaky but managed to win 1st set.

Slutty goes with Sinner
Co Co goes with Rude

That's the fuck you final four I want. Whoever wins ladies, will root for corresponding gentleman.
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
You had to have watched the match to know howid bad Ryby played. The stupid obedient bitch can't stay houthis healthy. Been that way since the vaccine. Not injured. Sick. Not normal. 20 to 1 unforced errors is even beyond Pinky level. The Italian runt didn't lose a point on serve 1st set until the last game 40-0. Majority were 2nd serves. Ryby didn't play well the 2nd set either and certainly didn't play well the 3rd set. Andreeva will go through easy.
 

compaqdork

EOG Senior Member
You had to have watched the match to know howid bad Ryby played. The stupid obedient bitch can't stay houthis healthy. Been that way since the vaccine. Not injured. Sick. Not normal. 20 to 1 unforced errors is even beyond Pinky level. The Italian runt didn't lose a point on serve 1st set until the last game 40-0. Majority were 2nd serves. Ryby didn't play well the 2nd set either and certainly didn't play well the 3rd set. Andreeva will go through easy.

this damsel in distress did a real number on us. per your request i have a twitter army of trolls lined up from India ready to crucify her

 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
The 2 unforced errors also shocking. Runt didn't play that well. She didn't face challenging returns. So Ryby was halfassing shots and she was missing at a high rate. Announcers were confused why she wasn't moving in on 2nd serves. Did she throw the match? You watch. You watch what Andreeva does to the Runt. Slutty may have also thrown her match but less obvious.
 

kane

EOG master
US Open, believe it or not kane, is next week. I have barely touched it. My favourites:

Scottie Special
Rory
Douchebag

Longshots:

Zalaclitoris
Rickie
Louie Louie (will this asshole finally play?)
I just realized these are your picks for next week's tournament, I thought you meant this week's tourney, I bet these guys this week, miscommunication
 

kane

EOG master
Scottie leading
X tied 4th
Rory tied 7th
Hovland tied 7th
Morikawa tied 11th
Z tied 17th
An tied 20
Homa tied 20

I need Scottie to win to offset the money I'll lose on the others, but X, Rory, and Hovland within striking distance, Morikawa good enough to make a run, the others probably done
 

winkyduck

TYVM Morgan William!!!
Scottie leading
X tied 4th
Rory tied 7th
Hovland tied 7th
Morikawa tied 11th
Z tied 17th
An tied 20
Homa tied 20

I need Scottie to win to offset the money I'll lose on the others, but X, Rory, and Hovland within striking distance, Morikawa good enough to make a run, the others probably done

I have Morikawa
 

kane

EOG master
Scottie +375
Rory +1000
X +800
Zalatoris +6000
Morikawa +1200
Hun An +4500
Homa +4000
Hovland +1800

Louie is probably among the field, didn't play him, Douchebag still not listed, and didn't play Rickie, too long of a shot
Heading into the final round

Scottie tied for the lead with some Canadian asshole
Rory in 15th place 6 shots out, on life support
X in 9th place 5 shots out, also on life support
Zalatoris dead
Morikawa in 4th place 3 shots out, would love to see him win and watch Dell's head explode as Winky cashes
Hun An dead
Homa dead
Hovland in 3rd place 2 shots out
 
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