When Does A Woman Know If She Is Pregnant?

[JJGOLD]

Like how long after you do it?

Just curious

Thanks

 

[Hache Man]

How late are you JJ?

 

[Scarlett]

JJ,

She knows that very night, you didn't know that???


Scarlett

 

[wrigley]

JJ did you skip your sex ed classes in school, If she misses the monthly cycle could be a sign JJ

 

[BEANTOWNJIM]

WHEN SHE APPEARS AT YOUR DOORSTEP WITH A COURT ORDERED SUMMONS THIS USUALLY MEANS SHE IS PREGNANT AND LOOKING FOR YOU FOR SOME SUPPORT.SO JJGOLD WHEN THE CONSTABLE COMES TO YOUR HOUSE JUST SAY YOU ARE KEN WEITZNER AND JJGOLD ISNT HOME HE MOVED TO ALASKA

 

[wrigley]

JJ go find a rabbit



Claim: In the days when the "rabbit test" was used to determine if a woman was pregnant, the rabbit's death was an indicator of a positive result.

 

[Hache Man]

JJ, when I asked how late "you" are, I did mean you as in you and your wife/gf.

Just realized how it sounded, lol

 

[xpanda]

JJ, blowup dolls can't get pregnant.

 

[Sam Odom]

JJ, if you are worried that maybe you knocked-up a women FORGETABOUTIT

The spermatozoa need to be ejaculated past the labia majora.

 

[JJGOLD]

I am not looking for a comedian here, this is serious.

When does she get symptons? does she get dizzy like 8 hrs after you do it?

 

[Jimmy Hoffa]

I am not looking for a comedian here, this is serious.

When does she get symptons? does she get dizzy like 8 hrs after you do it?

The good ones get dizzy WHEN you do it.

 

[ZZ CREAM]

JJ, if you are worried that maybe you knocked-up a women FORGETABOUTIT

The spermatozoa need to be ejaculated past the labia majora.

Yeah JJ, you would have to be with a WOMAN! LOL! Plus Speedos impede the sperm count!

 

[xpanda]

I am not looking for a comedian here, this is serious.

When does she get symptons? does she get dizzy like 8 hrs after you do it?

Uh, no. Usually she won't know for sure until at least two weeks after the fact. You have to wait until the body generates enough hormones to show up in a test.

 

[JJGOLD]

Ok Panda, I will tell my guy friend

 

[watson]

I think morning sickness is a first indicator but then again usually the only women I bring home are drunk so that may just be a hangover. Sorry if I couldnt help ya JJ.

 

[compaqdork]

jj remember the doc says u are shooting blanks because u are obese

 

[UWinSports]

You been going barefooted I take it JJ.

 

[Hitman26]

Paqer:


Skippy is very comfortable with his weight.

 

[The General]

WHEN SHE APPEARS AT YOUR DOORSTEP WITH A COURT ORDERED SUMMONS THIS USUALLY MEANS SHE IS PREGNANT AND LOOKING FOR YOU FOR SOME SUPPORT.

LMFAO

 

[JJGOLD]

Girl says she is feeling fine so far

Man I am glad I do not have sex and have to worry about this shit, some of these guys just wil not use covers and I have no clue why.

 

[compaqdork]

heat of the moment jj plus they brake sometimes

 

[coconutman]

Got a couple of friends who already have kids, and they are all under 21

 

[The General]

I had a Son at 18 years old. He is 18 now. :smoke

 

[Jimmy Hoffa]

Got a couple of friends who already have kids, and they are all under 21

The ticket to long term poverty...

 

[coconutman]

You are right Jimmy. They just don't think at all. I'm looking to make my kid when im in my early 30s. He will be my little Favre.

 

[compaqdork]

jj us poster sare chipping in and we'll get you a vasececotory SNIP SNIP. that way you dont' have to pull out and be scared. JJ you can store someaway in case you want to be a father. i think we should clone you in case you slip and fall and die

 

[ZZ CREAM]

You are right Jimmy. They just don't think at all. I'm looking to make my kid when im in my early 30s. He will be my little Favre.

Maybe you can help him pronounce his name correctly- FAV-RE! LOL! Not FAR-VE!

 

[coconutman]

I will no doubt about that, but in 10 years Favre will be a legend.

 

[Mikey McDermott]

Like how long after you do it?

Just curious

Thanks

Usually, she finds out something is up when I come chasing with a coat hangar....:hung

 

[ZZ CREAM]

I will no doubt about that, but in 10 years Favre will be a legend.

He was washed up when he gave up drinking beer! Good riddance!

 

[The General]

The ticket to long term poverty...

Once you get used to it, it is not that bad.

 

[ZZ CREAM]

Once you get used to it, it is not that bad.

Yeah, if you can get used to 'Head for the mountains of Busch Beer!'

 

[coconutman]

ZZ got Jokes =)

 

[The General]

My Son has applied to a university thinking of a degree in fire control & prevention. He has worked with the volunteer fire dept since he was 16. I am hoping he becomes fire chief and then I will live out of the firehouse free maybe.



:cocktail

 

[Jimmy Hoffa]

My Son has applied to a university thinking of a degree in fire control & prevention. He has worked with the volunteer fire dept since he was 16. I am hoping he becomes fire chief and then I will live out of the firehouse free maybe.



:cocktail

Tell em you get to slide down the pole or you're NOT moving in. It will be their loss.

 

[Mikey McDermott]

Like how long after you do it?

Just curious

Thanks

She knows shes preggo, when I come chasing after her with a coat hangar...:+excited-

 

[newton0038]

My Son has applied to a university thinking of a degree in fire control & prevention. He has worked with the volunteer fire dept since he was 16. I am hoping he becomes fire chief and then I will live out of the firehouse free maybe.



:cocktail

With that degree I believe your son will be in the alarm and sprinkler end of the fire industry. With all of the intense competiton for firefighter positions your sons bet bet ( no pun intended) it to get his paramedic licence. With an EMT/P degree he will more than likely be able to choose with more freedom where he wants to work not to mention an EMT/P degree will open MANY doors. We will never have enough qualified medics on the streets, tough business to be in but are very much in demand.