Re: REPLIES 100K: mISSiON iMPoSSiBLE tHREAd
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Joe Twelvepack ? Mon Jul 14, 2003 3:06 pm
Man walks into a bar, says, "Gimme a shot of Jack." Bartender brings the shot, the man slams it back, bartender asks, "You okay, buddy?" The man says, "No, I just found out my youngest son is gay." Gets up, walks out.
Two weeks later, same guy walks into the bar. "Bartender, gimme a Jack, and make it a double." Bartender asks what's wrong, he says, "I just found out my middle son is gay." Downs the shots, walks out.
Two weeks later, he walks into the bar again, almost crying. "Bartender, gimme a damn pint of Jack." Bartender asks what's wrong, he says, "I just found out my oldest son is gay!" Drinks the Jack down like water and stumbles out.
Another couple of weeks, the guy walks back into the bar. This time he's already shit-faced. "Bartender," he slurs, "jush bring me the damn bottle!"
Bartender says, "Shit, man, doesn't anybody at your house like chicks?"
"Yeah," says the guy. "My wife."
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