It's a rare day when the gods clearly reveal to you what your life's purpose is. Fortunately, you have been blessed with that dispensation.
It is time for you to follow the example of Aaron Bushnell. Stand in front of Dr. Fauci's house and set yourself ablaze.
Do it for MAGA Nation.....do it for Anti-Vaxxers, Birthers, Quanon conspiracy theorists, and even for Kane (you are giving that poor guy an ulcer with your posts.)
The main thing is to just do it. Why spend time writing thousands of posts on a backwater gambling site when you could move your cause into the national consciousness with a selfless act of sacrifice.
You are the man. Like Trump, only you can fix this.
Mr. Merlin can't do it....when the fire would finally be extinguished, he would be a black man, and would hate himself forever.
Railbird can't do it.....he's already a raging dumpster fire.
Wade can't do it.....he probably can't even light a match.
Howid can't do it......he's so boring that the fire would just die on its own before he did.
And Boston Massacre.....the fire would be terrified by his sharp intellect, and would spread to the next block rather than be called a communist.
Dude, this is your moment. It's what your entire posting life has been about. Don't let your cause down.
God Bless you, and God Bless MAGA Nation!
It is time for you to follow the example of Aaron Bushnell. Stand in front of Dr. Fauci's house and set yourself ablaze.
Do it for MAGA Nation.....do it for Anti-Vaxxers, Birthers, Quanon conspiracy theorists, and even for Kane (you are giving that poor guy an ulcer with your posts.)
The main thing is to just do it. Why spend time writing thousands of posts on a backwater gambling site when you could move your cause into the national consciousness with a selfless act of sacrifice.
You are the man. Like Trump, only you can fix this.
Mr. Merlin can't do it....when the fire would finally be extinguished, he would be a black man, and would hate himself forever.
Railbird can't do it.....he's already a raging dumpster fire.
Wade can't do it.....he probably can't even light a match.
Howid can't do it......he's so boring that the fire would just die on its own before he did.
And Boston Massacre.....the fire would be terrified by his sharp intellect, and would spread to the next block rather than be called a communist.
Dude, this is your moment. It's what your entire posting life has been about. Don't let your cause down.
God Bless you, and God Bless MAGA Nation!
