then its about 5 beers at a nice relaxed pace
haha, you on a rocket45 minute trip? I doubt it.
is it like a 6 hour flight? Figured it would be about 4.
got to get these planes moving.
y, where you stop on the way, that is the bitch, you could be one of those stuck on the runway for hours
5 hours or so on the way there, 4 hours or so on the way back with jet streams. Made that flight several times myself.
How much entertainment will i need on the plane? Got to hope im next to a hot lady or 2.
If you're on SW, then this should be like shooting fish in a barrel. Hang back a bit at boarding time, and watch for the single gal that gets on in that early-boarding group.
No doubt, she'll find an aisle seat in an empty row. Fall in behind her in the next boarding group, and - if it's your day - you'll find empty the aisle seat right adjacent to her.
If that seat's taken, then just hop in to her row, take the window seat, and set your carry-on shit in the middle seat between you two (discourages all the 75-year-old cock-blockers from taking that seat - unless the plane is full).
Right after wheels-up, lean over and show her on your Ipod - that video of you throwing a football through a window from 75 yards away. After that, the only topic up for discussion is - do we do it in the lavatory up by the cockpit, or the one back there by the flight attendants?
I am not sure Mofome how long the plane ride from Baltimore to Las Vegas is, but I do know this son.
It will be a VERY LONG plane ride for you from Las Vegas back to Baltimore.
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PS You better hope you are sitting next to an attorney who practices law here in Nevada if you know what I mean?
Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato
How many whores are you banging on shrinks tab?
He is NOT going to bang any whores out here in Las Vegas. This is NOT Costa Rica you bozo's.
Pussy in Costa Rica = $20 to $100(maybe $200 if you get a few of them)
Pussy in Las Vegas = $600 to $10000(one hour(maybe two) max tiime)
How dumb are you people?
Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato
He is NOT going to bang any whores out here in Las Vegas. This is NOT Costa Rica you bozo's.
Pussy in Costa Rica = $20 to $100(maybe $200 if you get a few of them)
Pussy in Las Vegas = $600 to $10000(one hour(maybe two) max tiime)
How dumb are you people?
Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato
Well, thats not true. I've been there before.
Soon we meet, looking forward to it. How about you?
So you can bang paid whore's out here in Las Vegas for under $400 a pop for multiple hours?
If so, then you already know the downtown area where you will be spending the weekend? If not you are an idiot.
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Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato
Why hasn't meatman been banned yet?
I know plenty. I know I will be at the palazzo. I know you are scared of me one on one. I know you talk too much. I know you are a more reserved person in real life than you are online. I know you're about 6ft or so and overweight. I know your address. I know things you don't want me to. The thing is, im a nice guy. talking shit online is fine, you're being an ass, it happens. What you said about cabby wasnt ok and we're going to have to talk about that. But, if you're just a humble fellow in person, as you should be, you'll be fine.