Dell Dude Press Conference

Dell Dude

EOG Master
If I land the James Caan plane, at least $17,000 and I no longer need KC. Would be an instant Dell Dude classic.

If the James Caan plane lands on my stupid head, throw it in the Joey bad boy dumpster fire.
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
MSDNC is deranged. Even a hurricane doesn't stop them from banging Trump. They just drop him into the eye. CNN is InfoWars compared to them.
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Yankees vs Dodgers is snake eyes. No matter howid Tony Homo I come, always reverts to Joey bad boy form. I did bet Yankees vs Dodgers but all the tickets soaked. If KC and Padres lose, down to Tigers vs Mets.
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
I have Tigers beat Dodgers @ +8000 but it was a fucking $7 rooster at MGM. Lions vs Bills, Penn State the others. Not even $100,000 for 3-0.
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
The most important game and most important team is Padres. That changes if Tigers lose today but let's assume they win and I lose Royals or lose Minny B and Peehawks. Padres game 5 becomes sudden piss. Tigers vs Mets is not a walkoff.

Once again I have done the ugly but Kesha hard work to put me in position. Every other time I got gunned down at the plate or goal line by Grandma. I expect it to happen again but I'll pretend this time will be different until this time is the same as every last time.

I'll be the Gym Harbaugh during Tigers game. No point barreling in. What's going to happen is what's going to happen.
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
There was no panic cash me. I thought about it and weighed the risk vs reward. Hold and I'd be close to $3000 offer and have at it if Royals win. Cash ouside and win extra bets, up to $17,000 free and clear. Worse and worse is I lose and KC wins. KC loses, none of this matters.

Give me the 3
 
Last edited:

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Guilty please note:

If I lose Beavers and NFLe, I still want Royals to win. I'm not going to cut off my dick to spite my toe. Ok. I will have fucked up and thrown away 6 dimes. Would still lock in the AL champion and KC is still my top trophy team.

So there it is. We will see if I get dealt the 3 or the Queen of fuck you.
 

compaqdork

EOG Addicted
The most important game and most important team is Padres. That changes if Tigers lose today but let's assume they win and I lose Royals or lose Minny B and Peehawks. Padres game 5 becomes sudden piss. Tigers vs Mets is not a walkoff.

Once again I have done the ugly but Kesha hard work to put me in position. Every other time I got gunned down at the plate or goal line by Grandma. I expect it to happen again but I'll pretend this time will be different until this time is the same as every last time.

I'll be the Gym Harbaugh during Tigers game. No point barreling in. What's going to happen is what's going to happen.

steve o's job is call chat gpt customer relations and tell them to update gym/grandma


It sounds like you're navigating a pretty intense situation with your teams! The Padres game really seems to hinge on how the Tigers perform. It’s tough when you feel like you’ve put in the work, only to have fate throw a curveball. Staying calm like Gym Harbaugh is a solid strategy—sometimes you just have to let things play out and hope for the best. Good luck with the games!
 

Stevo

EOG Addicted
lol let’s put it here too. Grandma going to eventually miss.


“It was fun, but it’s a fucking lot of work. I hope the cat hits his fucking walk off. On a smaller scale I just did what he did for a whole season during baseball. It was exhausting.

I’m convinced he will get it. All I did was take my favorite teams and then add stuff on as the year went along and things developed. You have to pay so much attention. He does, he puts in the work. It won’t be luck.”

I’m fucking exhausted. I don’t know how you do this Delly. It will happen..
__________________
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
If James Caan connects, I may be sitting my castle Super Show Sunday posting howid that was the key move for my historic walkoff. Possible $17,000 hit that opens the entire board...

Need 4-0 tonight to leave 🦫 2, KC 1, Cardinals 1.
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
3-2. The end is in sight. I post again. I post again. Tigers lifting the trophy does not guarantee me anything. Not against Padres almost certainly no walkoff. Will be the same as Harbaugh. Sugar high but meaningless. Believe you me, every Jason Day I check my pendings and there simply isn't a realistic walkoff ticket.
 
Top