Dell Dude Press Conference

[Dell Dude]

They have turned what should have been a great advancement in human civilization with the new AI technology into a dystopian nightmare. This is a Game of Thrones spot. No question. We either win or we die. Has to be the same for them or we are giving them a free shot. Don't be stupid like Ned Stark!

 

[Dell Dude]

They should have taken out there is no middle ground. Win or die then walk off.

 

[Dell Dude]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1843359650340843873

 

[Dell Dude]

Joshy concussion? Fuck me.

 

[Dell Dude]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1843016428422873528

 

[Stevo]

https://x.com/brianjsymes/status/1843381594381488577?s=61

if the picture shows a success. If it’s just the link I missed. It’s posted it across the street too.

Let’s see what happens. Ziggy crying for DeSantis.

Inserted link not sure if I’m supposed to erase anything from it like at peeps

 

[Dell Dude]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1843381594381488577

 

[mr merlin]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1843328123196375047

I dont know if it was deliberate or not but it didn't do shit to disrupt anything, a few papers flying around for 10 seconds isn't the end of the world.

 

[Dell Dude]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1843400268769075243

 

[Dell Dude]

 

[Dell Dude]

Win Win Win for deep state. Kill Trump supporters, steal Florida, blame climate change. Evil.

 

[Dell Dude]

Tigers go lose. No bats will finally cost them.

 

[Dell Dude]

All balls will be out on KC.

 

[Dell Dude]

THIS ONE IS GONNA FLYYYYY!!!!!!

 

[Dell Dude]

 

[Dell Dude]

Massive Swinging Johnson. From Tigers needing to sweep 3 to Indians needing to sweep 2 in Detroit.

 

[Dell Dude]

Game 5: Scooby.

 

[Dell Dude]

Your turn, KC!

 

[Dell Dude]

Butterfly Buttfucker strikes again. Could be Birdie but I'm referring to David Carr.

 

[Dell Dude]

It requires J Money but the correct way to hedge KC $6200 is to bet Tigers new roosters for series and cereal. Not giving back original payout and a chance to win new payouts. But we'll cee. I may hold onto it until game 7 ALCS.

 

[Dell Dude]

As of this second, KC is the plus EV preferred team. Chance at a million with $6200 in my pocket. Tigers not much of any in my pocket and higher chance at a million. Money in pocket is paper. Walkoff is rock.

 

[Dell Dude]

But there is still a trace of 14 year old Joey inside me. I want Bless You Boys. Long way to get there...

 

[Dell Dude]

 

[Dell Dude]

Don't tease me.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1843153377917894841

 

[Dell Dude]

It's all fake.

 

[Dell Dude]

Buttfucker +5.5 for 3-0.

 

[Dell Dude]

New refresh:

Tigers
Royals
Saints +5.5

 

[Dell Dude]

Mets this time.

 

[Dell Dude]

Missed xp means fg or ot touch is loss.

 

[Dell Dude]

I think about these things.

 

[Dell Dude]

KC is all that matters.

 

[Dell Dude]

Tigers, KC, Padres series is $1500.

 

[Dell Dude]

Funny and ironic. I have no hate for Royals. Same city. Even if no bet on KC, wouldn't want them to lose. I hate the Chiefs.

 

[Dell Dude]

NFLe again and always. Won all of these:

Minny
Las Vegas
Cal/Miami
Phillies and over
Padres and over
Tigers
Royals

Lose Saints points.

 

[Stevo]

Least the missed xp was not a factor.

Because you know if Carr was still in, he would’ve brought them in for the meaningless touchdown leaving us down six.

So whatever. Third leg for me too. On to tomorrow.

 

[Dell Dude]

Not only paid once if Tigers, KC and Padres. Guaranteed to be paid again next series any scenario. No reason whatsoever to cash ouside.

 

[Dell Dude]

I'm out. Would have been nice to play another round. Still have action.

Minny to reach the final
Padres to go up 2-1
Phillies to go up 2-1 (Mets would be fine)

 

[Dell Dude]

she's perfect is Tigers, KC and Padres win 3-1 and Mets, Padres go to game 5. Would bet parallel rooster scenarios. Completely set for ALCS, NLCS.

 

[Dell Dude]

They are playing Game of Thrones. If they indeed have the Samatha Powers to cause and create natural disasters, this is not hyperbole. I have no doubt they they would kill everyone to avoid losing.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1843477517409431845

 

[Dell Dude]

Let's calm down for now and wait to see howid bad Milton is. If it is as bad as advertised and there is a trytrytry hurricane before or on November 5, that removes any doubt.