Carry on, Dell Dude
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Juwan Howid made me chuckle.
boston massacre
EOG Master
Name one thing I asked JK to do you pussy
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I figure I got about $173.62 of solid entertainment outta this so far.
If Dell posts about it to himself another 4783 times and I can play a couple rounds of golf on Teddy Got KnockedTheFukkout Bad's nose plus a few more accidental bumps from Pailaturd's oxygen hose, I'll call it even.
If Dell posts about it to himself another 4783 times and I can play a couple rounds of golf on Teddy Got KnockedTheFukkout Bad's nose plus a few more accidental bumps from Pailaturd's oxygen hose, I'll call it even.
Why in the fawk would anyone ask any buddy to do some shit to Punchy?
Wait a few days, he'll do it to himself.
And let you watch.
Dell Dude
EOG Master
Who the fukk invited your weakling stink fat fukkin shut in loner ass into my bidnit anyway.
I give very generously to Toyz for Tots, prolly paid for the laptop you slam the fukk outta daily when your diaper bunch up yer damn cooch.
So mind your manner ya two bit pissant.
You will by the time I'm done shittin down yer throat son.
Dell Dude
EOG Master
Cwissy said:As promised, I will introduce each dishonouree to explain howid and why they were chosen. With the illiterate white middle aged mobile they call Billy Sink, it happened by accident.
Billy started some stupid attention whore capping thread in 2018 where he promised the EOG forum a $250 contest if he didn't finish above water after 100 plays. 3 years later, Billy's under 100 plays and under water. If it wasn't for Teddy and I bumping the thread to taunt him, the thread would be buried almost as deep as Billy.
It's ok if Billy decided to exclude Teddy and I from his stupid contest. But he stiffed the forum. This should have been a bannable offence but JK hasn't done anything. A legitimate moderator would have given him an ultimatum: contest or posting handle. No contest, same Billy.
That's why Billy was chosen as a dishonouree but he's not the reason there is a contest.
Wait, what?
We have to go back to the stolen 2020 election. I bet a poster at the Major Wager a MW bowl entry Trump would win. He did win but the Democrats cheated their asses off. I still paid the $500 but it turned out to only cost me $200 because the MW bowl entry was reduced. Instead of taking my money, I decided to host a Super Show contest. Then the Guesser's demise was confirmed and I decided to honour him with another Super Show contest.
I won both contests. Well, I won MW and The Guesser's ghost won EOG but it's the same thing. I kept all the money.
So we go back to Billy. I ran 2 successful contests. Why not make it 3 and embarrass this fool in the process. The rest, as they say. You could say Billy was the original inspiration for my Big Dance contests. I say he's a stiff and I am going to enjoy (not) paying his debt when I win again!
Dell Dude
EOG Master
Hey, JK. Does this pass the uncouth password standard?
Dell Dude
EOG Master
boston massacre
EOG Master
Thought He Was Just a Gambling De Generate.
Stand Up Comic.
In The Shiter With Both.
cheapseats
EOG Master
All the way to meaty.........ok duda....
Now listening for The Masters joke.
Note to self: Spend more time on handicapping the games and less time following the Billysink/Dell Dude feud.
One of Dave's ex-girlfriends is hooked up to a machine.
(Pause)
A refrigerator.
(Pause)
A refrigerator.
Dave's a weed guy, he says.
No surprise.
No surprise.
In New Orleans, Dave had to deal with the humidity.
In Las Vegas, he has to deal with the stupidity.
In Las Vegas, he has to deal with the stupidity.
Dave goes to church every Sunday.
Our Lady of the Hard Six.
Our Lady of the Hard Six.
Enough.