Why you guys run Dell off?

[Dell Dude]

Fake JK doesn't endorse. That sounds unpleasant.

 

[Dell Dude]

It's uncouth and it only applies to flake JK.

 

[Dell Dude]

Cwissy 0-0, 0

Tigers +185 (new rooster tee shot)
Forever +2500
Northwestern +400
Meddy +225
Maddy +3000

 

[Dell Dude]

Peep's be best thread.

Dell Dude. You have exceeded your post count limit and also violated the EOG code of conduct by doing so uncouth. Please stop, stop right now.

 

[Dell Dude]

Peeps be best: Cwissy 12-68, +18.23
EOG be best: 91-846-2, +1244.37
Dell run off: 0-0, 0

 

[Dell Dude]

Going to be another winner. Started 0-21 Peeps and still winning.

 

[John Kelly]

Good work at Peeps, DUDE.

For those who want to follow DUDE there, what's the website address?

 

[Dell Dude]

If they don't know, they are probably pos.

 

[Dell Dude]

Tic-Toc, Tic-Toc. US Open qualies going. Ends Thursday then paw draw announced. No sign the CDC has or will allow Joker to play.

 

[Dell Dude]

It's a disgraceful Shame Lowry but could end up winning me $100,000 or $1,000,000...

 

[Dell Dude]

I don't cap but I strategize and I am very good. If I get Tigers, I have 1-0 Forever trophy and 1-0 Forever low natural score. 5 more Jason days to bet and maybe 6 more before the tournament starts and I can continue with decreasing trophy odds. I am set main gentlemen and ladies but would like to cover more scenarios.

 

[Dell Dude]

0-1, -1

Tigers +135, Dwafty. Second attempt to start Forever trophy 1-0. Patience and poise gets the cheese.

 

[Dell Dude]

If Forever finally comes through, will be able to sell out US Open right before debutantè serve.

 

[Dell Dude]

Tigers 2-0 bottom 5.

 

[Dell Dude]

Make that 3-0 Tigers.

 

[Dell Dude]

The password is boom shaka laka

 

[Dell Dude]

Cwissy 1-1, +0.35

Forever +2500
Northwestern +400
Meddy +225
Maddy +3000

 

[Dell Dude]

There will be another play tomorrow to set up another Forever rooster.

 

[Dell Dude]

No need to wait. WTF +250. Books need a big win. Harbaugh has already received the call.

 

[Dell Dude]

I lost the scraps so will have to deposit again to bet again. Let me think about it. Last deposit before Tour Championship tees. I've been good wasting not wanting not but may have to go a bit heavier...

 

[Dell Dude]

I hate to do it because it would probably take an hour but it would be nice to list what I have. Phone only DQ and FD and very long and tedious to scroll single pendings Lisa Page.

 

[Dell Dude]

Fagduel:

Raffy/Ryby 1111111111111
Raffy/Maddy 111
Raffy/Emma 111
Raffy/Jabber 1
Raffy/Laylay 1
Raffy/Barby 1
Raffy/Anismova 1
Raffy/Pinky 11
Raffy/Sofia 1
Raffy/Tmjonotits 1
Meddy/Maddy 111
Meddy/Ryby 1
Alcatraz/Ryby 1

 

[Dell Dude]

Dwafty:

Joker/Ryby 11
Raffy/Ryby 111111
Raffy/Maddy 11
Raffy/Emma 11
Meddy/Ryby 11
Meddy/Maddy 11111
Meddy/Emma 1
Meddy/Tomjonotits 1
Meddy/Sofia 11
Meddy/Anismova 1
Meddy/Barby 1
Meddy/Pinky 1
Meddy/Laylay 1

 

[Woodrow Wilson]

Excellent idea. Jets winner doesn't count. 0-0, 0.

It's good knowing the whole lineup will be in one location.

Another bonus: Winky probably won't post in this thread, since he claims to have you blocked.

 

[Dell Dude]

Goal should be to win big by Sunday. Then finish US Open roosters.

 

[Dell Dude]

It's good knowing the whole lineup will be in one location.

Another bonus: Winky probably won't post in this thread, since he claims to have you blocked.

I have a chance at history. Raffy and Ryby would be crooked six figures after championship point with several remaining futures cats which could push it into crooked 7 figures. I still won't pay Kinky for winning our pretend bet.

 

[Dell Dude]

I don't need Forever but if I get him, I'll be able to bet whatever and whoever the fock I want. I think he brings it.

 

[brokerstip]

I don't need Forever but if I get him, I'll be able to bet whatever and whoever the fock I want. I think he brings it.

still trying to figure out who Forever is.....thought for sure it was Forever Young but the odds don't match

 

[Dell Dude]

Bye shakalaka.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1562623720572669958

 

[Dell Dude]

Go through the Mexico border, Joker!

 

[Dell Dude]

still trying to figure out who Forever is.....thought for sure it was Forever Young but the odds don't match

There are 2 odds. Trophy and low score. It's low score and Fagduel which are shit compared to Dwaft Queen and in fact now +2200. Not worried about it. I have Dwafty as which I think is +3500. I don't get the Birdie odds.

 

[Dell Dude]

It is Forever Young.

 

[brokerstip]

It is Forever Young.

I'll play it at 50:1. I've spent money in dumber places

 

[Dell Dude]

No refunds, broker!

 

[Dell Dude]

Added bonus whore. As soon as Joker is officially out, I will get paid 3-0-1 rooster tickets which should be nice because they have Zalaclitoris +2200.

 

[Dell Dude]

Looks like $329. Not to stevo bad.

 

[Dell Dude]

Cwissy 1-1, +0.35

Forever +2500
Northwestern +400
Meddy +225
Maddy +3000

Adding the Chiefs +100.

 

[Dell Dude]

Free lick, Forever. If he lays down, ok. But if he steps up, game, set, match on.

 

[Dell Dude]

Add free lick to my EOG glossary.

 

[Dell Dude]

Mine are free. You pay.