REPLIES 100K: mISSiON iMPoSSiBLE tHREAd

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birdouse doesn't take forks in the road...he is rides his shitland brony through the field.
 
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A man who does not know the truth is just an idiot but a man who knows the truth and calls it a lie
is a crook! --Bertolt Brecht
 
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Re: REPLIES 100K: mISSiON iMPoSSiBLE tHREAd

by UnkleLemmy ? Mon Jul 14, 2003 2:44 pm

A bear walks into a bar in Boise, Idaho. He sits down and tells the bartender, "I'll have a beer."

The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve beer to bears in bars in Boise."

The bear says, "Come on buddy I'm really thirsty"

But the bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve beer to bears in bars in Boise."

So the bear says, "Look, I'm really fuckin thirsty. I'll pay you double."

But again the bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve beer to bears in bars in Boise."

The Bear is pissed of at this point so he grabs the lady sitting in the stool next to him, rips her head off and eats her whole. The he yells at the bartender, "GIVE ME A FUCKIN BEER OR I"LL DO THE SAME TO YOU!!"

So the bartener says, "Hey I allready told you we don't serve beer to bears in bars in Boise. And we certainly don't serve it to bears on drugs!"

"Drugs, I'm not on drugs!" roared the bear.

"Why of course you are," said the bartender, "That was a bar bitch you ate!"

http://www.drunkard.com/bbs/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=327
 
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by Joe Twelvepack ? Mon Jul 14, 2003 3:06 pm

Man walks into a bar, says, "Gimme a shot of Jack." Bartender brings the shot, the man slams it back, bartender asks, "You okay, buddy?" The man says, "No, I just found out my youngest son is gay." Gets up, walks out.

Two weeks later, same guy walks into the bar. "Bartender, gimme a Jack, and make it a double." Bartender asks what's wrong, he says, "I just found out my middle son is gay." Downs the shots, walks out.

Two weeks later, he walks into the bar again, almost crying. "Bartender, gimme a damn pint of Jack." Bartender asks what's wrong, he says, "I just found out my oldest son is gay!" Drinks the Jack down like water and stumbles out.

Another couple of weeks, the guy walks back into the bar. This time he's already shit-faced. "Bartender," he slurs, "jush bring me the damn bottle!"

Bartender says, "Shit, man, doesn't anybody at your house like chicks?"

"Yeah," says the guy. "My wife."

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by Hugh Janblack ? Mon Jul 14, 2003 3:11 pm

Guy runs into a bar yelling at the bartender....

"I need 6 shots of whiskey fast!!!"

The bartender scrambles and gets the shots lined up on the bar.

The man then shoots all 6 of them in a row like nothing.

The bartender is amazed at this and the man notices his reaction, so the man says...

"Trust me, if you had what I have you would drink like this too!!"

The bartender says, "Jesus Christ man, what do you have??"

The man says, "60 cents." And runs out of the bar.

http://www.drunkard.com/bbs/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=327
 
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