American Idol 2009- Season 8 Thread and Discussion

GreenDoberman

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Aspiring-pedo Froggie does bring up a good point though. Outside of batshit-crazy Big Love Corkrey, this year has no hot female. Maybe in his Catholic priest predilection trailer-trash body of a 12 year old boy Alexis is sexy, but honestly we are completely devoid of a piece of ass to indulge in Idol masturbatory fantasies to this year. That would be completely undprecedented if the birdlady Megan goes home.

One young pageant princess Jasmine fell flat, both voting and singing, all the makeovers in the world aren't going to turn nothing Lil about her and Dumb Little Red Pony into sexy symbols. Thus the desparation of turning Macaulay Culkin's XY chromosomed twin Alexis into the slut du jour.

We have no slutty KKKristy to fawn over or even a sultry Syesha. Devoid of Hotpants Haley, KatPee, or even Pickler dumber than a bricker. Every Idol season has had their sultry songstress except now that failed porn boy is producer we get an even gayer version of the gayest show in America (disclaimer,not that there is anything wrong with that).

But if we are left with Alexis and daddy Doobie to fuel our fires then Corkrey-bedamned it's going to be a long, strange trip. A long, gayish strange trip indeed Frog.

Uh, excuse me sir my map says I'm lost. Can you tell me how to get to the Neverland Ranch? Thank you.
 
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OMNIVOROUS FROG

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No, no, Alexis is sexy, without being boyish. She looked rather petite in her Red 2 piece bikini. I did not see any residual pouch from the kid. Plus those full lips and that amazing overbite. How tall is she 4 foot something? Might weigh 100 lbs. She could hop on top of the frog log and ride forever. One of those pixie spinner rides. Plus she took the judges advice to play up the slut angle, I love it. My right hand is tiring already. Who else is hand humping material? Not getting off thinking about the multiple queens. No brickhouse mama hips, no sleeve tattoos and no dumber than a box of rocks bimbos. I liked innocent petite Alexis more than sluttish Alexis but whatever gets the judges and fans votes, it sure ain't singing anymore.




Audition Alexis



Improved Alexis



Do me hard my legs are open Alexis

I'm ready baby, yes, yes, ARGGGHHHH!!!!!

Best Wishes...OF :+waving-5
 
GreenDoberman

GreenDoberman

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To each his own my friend, to each his own.

Does absolutely nothing for me but if it gets the Froggy doing the five-knuckle shuffle all the power to the amphibious one.
 
BrickShitHouse

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OMNIVOROUS FROG said:
No, no, Alexis is sexy, without being boyish. She looked rather petite in her Red 2 piece bikini. I did not see any residual pouch from the kid. Plus those full lips and that amazing overbite. How tall is she 4 foot something? Might weigh 100 lbs. She could hop on top of the frog log and ride forever. One of those pixie spinner rides. Plus she took the judges advice to play up the slut angle, I love it. My right hand is tiring already. Who else is hand humping material? Not getting off thinking about the multiple queens. No brickhouse mama hips, no sleeve tattoos and no dumber than a box of rocks bimbos. I liked innocent petite Alexis more than sluttish Alexis but whatever gets the judges and fans votes, it sure ain't singing anymore.




Audition Alexis



Improved Alexis



Do me hard my legs are open Alexis

I'm ready baby, yes, yes, ARGGGHHHH!!!!!

Best Wishes...OF :+waving-5
Click to expand...
This is war.:+whipping
 
Mr. Smith

Mr. Smith

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Re: American Idol 2009- Season 8 Thread and Discussion

she was better before she whored herself.

buy her a jar of mayonaise Frog, she is disappearing into thin air on camera.
 
Mr. Smith

Mr. Smith

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Re: American Idol 2009- Season 8 Thread and Discussion

obviously, Kady should be given a wild card berth into the show right now
 
HinesWard86

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OMNIVOROUS FROG said:
No, no, Alexis is sexy, without being boyish. She looked rather petite in her Red 2 piece bikini. I did not see any residual pouch from the kid. Plus those full lips and that amazing overbite. How tall is she 4 foot something? Might weigh 100 lbs. She could hop on top of the frog log and ride forever. One of those pixie spinner rides. Plus she took the judges advice to play up the slut angle, I love it. My right hand is tiring already. Who else is hand humping material? Not getting off thinking about the multiple queens. No brickhouse mama hips, no sleeve tattoos and no dumber than a box of rocks bimbos. I liked innocent petite Alexis more than sluttish Alexis but whatever gets the judges and fans votes, it sure ain't singing anymore.




Audition Alexis



Improved Alexis



Do me hard my legs are open Alexis

I'm ready baby, yes, yes, ARGGGHHHH!!!!!

Best Wishes...OF :+waving-5
Click to expand...

She looks a lot like a middle school boy. Not only that....she has man hands.
 
GreenDoberman

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Hate to do it again Smith, but the gay dude hit it and you didn't.

The prosecution presents Exhibit A:

 
GreenDoberman

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Pretty sure Froggy can take the joke, but you know the old saying if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck.

Here's a recent pic of Froggy giving his young charge Alexis some "competition advice":

 
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OMNIVOROUS FROG

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Dirty dishwater blonde, forgot lipstick and plain Jane eyework. Lots of work to be done.



OK, found some lipstick and a bottle of peroxide, some pink dye. Eyes still missing. Hair flat as a straw bed.



Found those eyelashes and the mascara helped. Just not Idol enough. Red lipstick a big suggestive plus.



There we go. Got that flip perfect, nice body. Let's get off the hooker lipstick color and go pinkish hue. Eye shadow, eyelashes, eyeliner, check, check, check. Great primetime makeover. Idol worthy no doubt. And the country bumpkins might swoon all over a little girl, something they probably do to the ones that can't run fast enough. Could be a great week for her.

Best Wishes...OF :+waving-5
 
GreenDoberman

GreenDoberman

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Still looks like a middle school skater boy even after the makeover.

Now if she can learn the Megan Corkrey orgasm face we may have something to work with:

 
GreenDoberman

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I feel the need to add a sense of decency and musical talent to the thread after it's been Froggified.

This one is for biggamer, second album coming out. New sound-listen towards the end.

 
HinesWard86

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OMNIVOROUS FROG said:


Dirty dishwater blonde, forgot lipstick and plain Jane eyework. Lots of work to be done.



OK, found some lipstick and a bottle of peroxide, some pink dye. Eyes still missing. Hair flat as a straw bed.



Found those eyelashes and the mascara helped. Just not Idol enough. Red lipstick a big suggestive plus.



There we go. Got that flip perfect, nice body. Let's get off the hooker lipstick color and go pinkish hue. Eye shadow, eyelashes, eyeliner, check, check, check. Great primetime makeover. Idol worthy no doubt. And the country bumpkins might swoon all over a little girl, something they probably do to the ones that can't run fast enough. Could be a great week for her.

Best Wishes...OF :+waving-5
Click to expand...

She'll definitely pick up the all-important Catholic priest vote :+excited-
 
GreenDoberman

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Ah Campus Girl USA.

"Congratulations Mr. Frog, you have been paroled. Here is your heterosexuality card back".:thumbsup
 
Mr. Smith

Mr. Smith

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Alexis is not good looking. She has the advantage, for now, that the show for some reason likes her and the judgetards pimp her.
 
GreenDoberman

GreenDoberman

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Idol needs more Pink Floyd covers. Simply the show is subpar in every production and talent aspect. When the Italian version is pissing all over your leg like a dog lapping from the bowl for days you know there is a problem:



After that it is kind of hard to take Froggie's 13 year old boy dressed in his mom's lingerie candidate serious, isn't it?
 
WVU

WVU

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let's break the bank at Betphoenix GD. Make them wish they never sponsored this

:devil:. People will be riding your picks. Post us some winners
 
GreenDoberman

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The horse has already left the barn so to speak WVU. Holding a few real nice tickets.

This thread was copied and pasted here for those that want to look at it. It is still available in the main forum as well.:thumbsup
 
ballwonder

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Standings are right in the contest thread where you make your plays, first or second post in.
 
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