Why you guys run Dell off?

Dell Dude

EOG Master
This is why Sparty was extra important last night. $6 million for she's perfect. +4000 headstart with Izzo.

Izzo 4-1 (+4000)
Clemson 5-0 (+2500)
Auburn 3-1 (+1500)
TCU 2-1 (+1500)
VCU 3-1 (+1000)
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
One more tester @ Illinois and then a chance to secure Hans Solo with 2 @ home against Purdue and Rutgers. 3-0 makes Izzo B10 chalk.
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
I haven't done shit. I'm still $0 everywhere. Only win was 10 teamer which became 9 after cashing ouside then Tulane made it 10-0. Michigan and BYU tomorrow.
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Then there was the 12-0 that didn't happen because of credit card decline. That was points. Switched to ml's after missing the first 2 wins and that's when 33-0 lost and Tua blew a 4th qtr lead against the Bills. Any department of justice, Rude and Rory lift the trophies. That would be the 3rd attempt and pay $100,000. Missed 12-0 points. Missed 10-0 ml's.
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Fuck you, Raffy. Fucking pussy piece of shit. Almost every major, he gets hurt. Maybe I can remove almost. Even when he lifts the trophy, it is shaky. Just retire if your body can't take it. Not like it's at the end of a grueling season like Wimbledon and the US Open. First major of 2023 and he is broken.
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
My thoughts. Meddy and Maddy look sharp. So does Ryby but she is in Sweaty's bracket. Just get there and give me a look. Has to win 1 more.
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Someone else who has impressed me. Rublev. He is in Joker's bracket and he will give Joker all or perhaps more than he can handle.
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Every trophy special needs.

14-Leg Parlay (Caesar's)

Jelena Ostapenko
-250
Women's Australian Open Match Betting
Kateryna Baindl vs Jelena Ostapenko
Jan 19 | 5:00pm

Madison Keys
+105
Women's Australian Open Match Betting
Madison Keys vs Victoria Azarenka
Jan 19 | 5:00pm

Camila Giorgi
-250
Women's Australian Open Match Betting
Anna-Karolina Schmiedlova vs Camila Giorgi
Jan 18 | 7:00pm

Casper Ruud
-300
Men's Australian Open Match Betting
Jenson Brooksby vs Casper Ruud
Jan 18 | 6:30pm

Elena Rybakina
-140
Women's Australian Open Match Betting
Elena Rybakina vs Danielle Collins
Jan 19 | 5:00pm

Leylah Annie Fernandez
+190
Women's Australian Open Match Betting
Leylah Annie Fernandez vs Caroline Garcia
Jan 18 | 8:30pm

Daniil Medvedev
-525
Men's Australian Open Match Betting
Sebastian Korda vs Daniil Medvedev
Jan 19 | 5:00pm

Karen Khachanov
-115
Men's Australian Open Match Betting
Karen Khachanov vs Frances Tiafoe
Jan 19 | 5:00pm

Jannik Sinner
-800
Men's Australian Open Match Betting
Marton Fucsovics vs Jannik Sinner
Jan 19 | 5:00pm

Novak Djokovic
-20000
Men's Australian Open Match Betting
Enzo Couacaud vs Novak Djokovic
Jan 19 | 1:00am

Iga Swiatek
-2500
Women's Australian Open Match Betting
Iga Swiatek vs Cristina Bucsa
Jan 19 | 5:00pm

Ons Jabeur
-140
Women's Australian Open Match Betting
Marketa Vondrousova vs Ons Jabeur
Jan 19 | 3:00am

Andrey Rublev
-425
Men's Australian Open Match Betting
Andrey Rublev vs Emil Ruusuvuori
Jan 18 | 7:00pm

Barbora Krejcikova
-150
Women's Australian Open Match Betting
Barbora Krejcikova vs Anhelina Kalinina
Jan 19 | 5:00pm
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Rude was a brutal loss. No question about it. But not fatal. If Sinner and Rublev go down, yeah, fatal. At the end of the Jason Day, I need 2 trophies and still tracking but with fewer walkoff briefcases.
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
The password is Joey bad boy.

Finally got my WTA Porn Hub FFM have at it and it doesn't mean anything. Ryby/Pinky winner only gets to the fuck you final four. Garcia goes down, pure MyPillow to the end.

Rublev has to get by Ruin and Joker to make it to the fuck you. If Karen goes down, another MyPillow.

Need 4-0 Bills and San Fag and San Fag has an opponent that could end their season today then a cassius clay Monster at Lincoln Financial Field.

Karen
bum
bum
bum

Rublev
Joker

bum
bum

Ryby
Pinky

kunt
kunt

kunt
Garcia
kunt
kunt
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
The story behind Joey bad boy is my grandma comparing me to my older brother. It was a family get together and Greg was describing his life and career. Someone asked about me and my grandma said Joey bad boy. Greg good boy. Ok. Thanks for sharing, Nanna. But she wasn't done. She said it again. Greg good boy. Joey bad boy. And again. Greg, good boy. Joey, bad boy. Are you done Nanna? Nope. (pointing to Greg) Good boy. (Pointing to me) Bad boy.

4X she called me bad boy. It goes up there with the roommate from Hell and the worse (and worse) American.
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
There is a Dell Dude/Cwissy suicide pawlay system that is betting profits jjgold. Fade every Michigan pick either side and ride everything else and fade anything that smells or fucks following a big win(s). Would have paid off yuge again with bowls and Assy.

Shorter, pithy. Fuck you. Izzo.
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
This is the time to use my anny analytical skeels.to figures out howid to pawceed. Blowing J Money blindly is not an option.

For now, I need Bills, SF and both unders.
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
I finally got a "winner". Bills under. I've bet everything I'm going to. Now I bite MyPillow until Super Show and Assy Show determined.
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
And covered we lick.

219k
Bungals vs Eagles +230
Pliskunta +1200
Titsy +410
Purdue +900
Rahmbo +1000

346k
Bungals vs 49ers +340
Pliskunta +1200
Titsy +410
Purdue +900
Rahmbo +1000
 
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