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BEANTOWNJIM

BEANTOWNJIM

Banned
SHRINK I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR MODERATORS WE HAVE A PROBLEM.SHRINK I UPGRADED MY COMPUTER AND I NEEDED MY PASSWORD TO GET BACK INTO THE EOG SO I E-MAILED BOTH THE GENERAL AND GLAKEN AND BOTH SHOULD BE FORED FOR NOT DOING THERE JOB.IT HAS TAKEN ME 2 DAYS TO GET BACK INTO THE FORUM AND I AM NOT HAPPY.I HAVENT HAD ANYBODY TO TALK TO NOW FOR 2 DAYS I STARTED TO TALK TO MY WIFE AGAIN AND SHE SAID HOW COME YOUR NOT TALKING TO THE MORONS ONLINE AND I HAD TO EXPLAIN THE SHRINK LOST MY PASSWORD.SHRINK I WANT THE GENERAL DISCIPLINED FOR NEGLECTING TO DO HIS JOB JESUS CHRIST I ASK THE GUY FOR MY PASSWORD AND HE SAYS I THINK IT IS (FRUIT) WHAT THE F-CK DOES HE MAKE UP NAMES AS HE GOES ALONG WHO DO YOU KNOW THAT HAS FRUIT AS A PASSWORD.I THINK THE GENERAL WAS EATING AN APPLE AND JUST SAYS THERES A GOOD NAME LET ME SEE IF THIS IS BEANTOWNJIMS PASSWORD FRUIT.GLAKEN FORGET ABOUT THIS GUY I AM STILL WAITING TO HEAR FROM HIM GOOD THING I WASNT HAVING A HEART ATTACK AND SENDING GLAKEN AN EMERGENCY E-MAIL FOR HELP. I ALSO WANT HIM TO GET DISCIPLINED MAYBE YOU CAN SEND THE GENERAL AND GLAKEN TO BED WITHOUT COOKIES AND MILK FOR 2 DAYS.

SHRINK YOU HAVE TO GET SOME MODERATORS WHO KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IT SHOULDNT HAVE TAKEN 2 DAYS TO FIND MY LOGIN INFORMATION.THIS WOULDNT HAVE HAPPENED IF JJGOLD WAS RUNNING THIS PLACE.

OH MAN I MISSED THE BOAT YESTERDAY I SAW THIS HORSE (GOLD IS COLD) I THINK IT WAS FAIRPLEX BUT I HAD A CHANCE TO PLAY IT BUT DIDNT THE HORSE WON AND PAID 17 DOLLARS AND CHANGE:doh1
 
BEANTOWNJIM

BEANTOWNJIM

Banned
SHRINK I NEED YOUR PHONE NUMBER AGAIN I LEFT IT ON MY NIGHT TABLE AND MY WIFE FOUND IT.SHE ASKED ME DO YOU REALLY NEED A SHRINK THIS BAD MAYBE WE SHOULD TALK INSTEAD OF YOU TALKING TO THIS SHRINK.I EXPLAINED TO MY LOVELY WIFE THE SHRINK WAS A GUY I MET ONLINE :+clueless

NOW MY WIFE WANTS ME TO SEE A REAL SHRINK HERE IN BOSTON SHE THINKS ITS A GOOD IDEA I GO SEE A DOCTOR TO DISCUSS WHY I TALK TO MEN I MEET ONLINE.MY WIFE REALLY THINKS I AM A F-CKING NUT FOR SPENDING SO MUCH TIME IN THIS FORUM.THANK GOD SHE DOESNT READ THIS FORUM THEN SHE WOULD KNOW I WAS NUTS.ANYWAY BOYS I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT TO GO TALK TO DR.ALEXANDRA BECKETT (617-731-2220) I WONDER IF THIS IS A MAN OR A WOMAN.BOYS I WILL TO FIND OUT IF WE CAN GET A GROUP RATE :+waving-5 I AM GONE BOYS THESE POSTING FORUMS HAVE FINALLY DRIVEN ME NUTS.

I CAN HEAR IT NOW (JIM WHY DO YOU NEED TO TALK TO ME ARE YOU HAVING PROBLEMS) YES DOC THE GENERAL LOST MY PASSWORD AND I COULDNT POST AT THE SHRINKS FORUM FOR 2 DAYS.(THATS IT GET THE BOYS WITH THE WHITE COATS THIS GUY HAS TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL) NO ALL I WANT IS MY PASSWORD TO THE EOG BACK IS THIS ASKING FOR TO MUCH.

SHRINK WHAT WAS YOUR PHONE NUMBER THIS TIME I WILL WRITE KEN WEITZNER INSTEAD OF THE SHRINK.SHRINK YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET TO KNOW ME BETTER I AM ON FIRE WITH UNCLE LENNY :D I GRIN WHEN I WIN :D
 
BEANTOWNJIM

BEANTOWNJIM

Banned
SHRINK I WONT BE AROUND TODAY I HAVE AN EMPTY APARTMENT TO FIX UP THIS WORKING FOR A LIVING SUCKS I SHOULD HIRE A COUPLE OF BRAZILIANS TO DO THE WORK BUT I AM AFFRAID THEY WILL STEAL MY TOOLS.ANYWAY OFF TO WORK I GO BOYS:+waving-5

I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO HAVE SEEN UNCLE LENNY'S FACE WHEN I HIT 70% OF MY TOTALS IN BASEBALL.SHRINK REMEMBER WHEN YOU SAID GOOD LUCK BEANTOWNJIM AT CASCADE I HOPE YOU TURN THE 660 DOLLARS INTO 66,000 WELL SHRINK GOOD NEWS TO REPORT I AM GETTING CLOSE I AM ONLY 61,000 DOLLARS AWAY.:D I GRIN WHEN I WIN :D
 
BEANTOWNJIM

BEANTOWNJIM

Banned
SHRINK CAN WE GET BACK TO THE MAIN TOPIC WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH YOUR MODERATORS I LOST 2 DAYS OF POSTING BECAUSE THE GENERAL COULDNT FIND MY PASSWORD.JESUS CHRIST WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE ARE YOU HIRING.I KNOW IT ISNT EASY FINDING HARVARD GRADS TO TAKE THE JOB AS HEAD MODERATOR AT THE EOG BUT COULD YOU AT LEAST GET A GUY WHO KNOWS WHAT DAY IT IS.NOW THAT THE GENERAL IS A BIG SHOT ON THE RADIO HE MIGHT HAVE JUST SAID BEANTOWN WHO.

ANYBODY WHO DOESNT THINK THERE IS RACISM IN THIS COUNTRY IF YOUR SISTER WAS DATING DEREK JETER,LEBRON JAMES,BEN WALLACE, OR TOM BRADY WHO WOULD YOU WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS
 
BEANTOWNJIM

BEANTOWNJIM

Banned
SHRINK YOU WILL LOVE THIS ONE I JUST CALLED CASCADE SPORTSBOOK AND I AM HAPPY TO SAY THEY DO HAVE PERSONALITIES.REMEMBER DURING MY DISPUTE I MENTIONED A GUY NAMED DAVE FROM CASCADE.WELL TODAY I FINALLY SPOKE TO DAVE AND HE IS ONE FUNNY BASTARD.THE GUY ON THE OTHER END OF THE PHONE SAID WELL,WELL ITS BEANTOWNJIM I THOUGHT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN LENNY READY TO CHALLENGE ME TO A FIGHT IT TURNED OUT IT WAS DAVE FROM CUSTOMER SERVICE.

SHRINK HE SAID IS THIS BEANTOWNJIM AND I SAID YES IT IS AND HE SAID WELL THIS IS DAVE I SAID DAVE WHO,AND HE SAID (THE USED CAR SALESMAN) I THOUGHT THAT WAS A PRETTY GOOD LINE.I WAS GOING TO ASK HIM WHAT KIND OF CARS HE HAD ON THE LOT BUT DAVE SEEMS LIKE A SERIOUS GUY.WE ARE MAKING PROGRESS I HAVE FINALLY SPOKEN TO DAVE NEXT UNCLE LENNY:doh1

BOYS IT IS A NICE FEELING TO BE BACK AT CASCADE SPORTSBOOK BEST LOW VIG SPORTSBOOK AROUND -105 ON ALL GAMES AND TOTALS CANT BE BEAT.CHECK THEM OUT FELLAS YOU WONT BE DISAPPOINTED.

I THINK DAVE IS FROM AUSTRALIA IS THERE ANY AMERICANS WORKING OFFSHORE I MIGHT ASK UNCLE LENNY FOR A JOB AFTER CHRISTMAS I WANT TO MAKE SURE HE LIKES THE PRESENT I AM SENDING HIM THIS YEAR.
 
GreenDoberman

GreenDoberman

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I think maybe General was calling you a fruit, whatwith you coming out of the closet and professing your love to Johnny Knockdown.:+thumbs-2
 
J

jumpedship

EOG Member
I have been reading the different forums for over 5 years and swear Beantown is by far the funniest poster i have ever seen. From Yuri and his lawnmower to "uncle" Lenny and the rest of his tribulations.. He is the only poster that has made me burst out laughing when i read his threads....Don't ever change beaner:+thumbs-2
 
trytrytry

trytrytry

All I do is trytrytry
JJ used to be even funnier, but BeanTOWNJim is in the same class....


my password was 'vegetable ' but I felt like I should change it after reading this thread.
 
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