Buffalo Bills vs Detroit Lions

[Dell Dude]

Rory is choking early. Usually waits until Saturday.

 

[Dell Dude]

I am not playing the futility game unless I go on an another extended losing streak. Same with winning. This isn't a beauty pageant thread. This thread is to fuck you Grandma walkoff.

 

[Dell Dude]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1801056897270784250

I usually don't comment on these but I see them and it makes me angry.

 

[Dell Dude]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1801629966683226149

 

[Dell Dude]

I usually don't comment on these but I see them and it makes me angry.

And this fucker is going swimming along with Scottie.

 

[kane]

Douchebag in contention, X still alive, Morikawa on the fringe, the rest of my bums are done, since I didn't bet Rory this week I wouldn't be surprised if he ends up cutting down the nets

 

[Dell Dude]

Scottie is 40% to make the cut. Moving in his direction but may not be enough holes left.

 

[Dell Dude]

I think it is 59 and ties. He's at 73. If it's 55, no.

 

[Dell Dude]

Yeah, it's 55. 59th right now ouside the line.

 

[Dell Dude]

It might be 50. I have no idea.

 

[Dell Dude]

Fagduel is a joke. Still have him +7500. This is theft against fish punters. He's +7500 just to play the weekend!

 

[kane]

I wonder what the odds were for him to make the cut, must have been high, seemed like easy money, you know there has to be someone out there sweating

 

[kane]

The guy who plays golf with us has Scottie to win, top5, and top American, for whatever reason he didn't have him last week, thank God

 

[kane]

He's been killing us all year with those bets

 

[blueline]

I wonder what the odds were for him to make the cut, must have been high, seemed like easy money, you know there has to be someone out there sweating

He was around +700 to miss the cut....thought about it....wanted a bigger price

 

[Dell Dude]

It is 59. Took a. minute to update. Tony Homo to 50%. If he makes the cunt, can still hit top 10.

 

[Dell Dude]

I think he makes it.

 

[Dell Dude]

It's not impossible he wins. Anybody else, no. Scottie, absolutely could pull it off. He's Special.

 

[Dell Dude]

Fuck you. 1-0. Winning streak started. 3-0 top 9.

Over 2.5 -113
TOTAL RUNS
St. Louis Cardinals (K Gibson) @ Chicago Cubs (J Wicks)
$135.00 TOTAL WAGER
$254.47 TOTAL PAYOUT

 

[Dell Dude]

2-0.

 

[Dell Dude]

Cardinals/Cubbies o2.5 -113
North Whorelina -104

I lost rl and Miss Virginia hedge but both smaller than ml.

 

[Dell Dude]

Mavs and over for 4-0.

 

[Dell Dude]

It's going to be at least $25 million and I'll take it to $250 million.

Detroit Lions vs Buffalo Bills Super Show

Well on my way.

 

[Dell Dude]

Florida State added. 5-0.

Florida State
Mavs and over

 

[Dell Dude]

Gym Harbaugh time. Thank you.

 

[Dell Dude]

Over unlikely but I am houthis heating up.

 

[Dell Dude]

Florida State. Really?

 

[Dell Dude]

NC State
Florida
Oilers and over

 

[kane]

Florida State. Really?

Be thankful you weren't watching, I have a future on FSU so was pulling for them, long story short there's two out bottom 9 and two strikes on the hitter, guy checks his swing and it was obvious to everyone he went, well obvious to everyone expect the blind third base ump who said he checked his swing, it was so obvious he went that the FSU players and dugout starting celebrating before the ump made the call, after the ump's fuck up I knew it wouldn't end well, and it didn't

Umpire 1
Kane/Dell 0

 

[Dell Dude]

I watched the end. Bad call but still no excuse.

 

[Dell Dude]

Let me cee. Have to beat the other losing team. Then beat the team that loses between the 2 unbeatens. Then beat the undefeated team twice. Equiv to Mavs winning Finals.

 

[kane]

I watched the end. Bad call but still no excuse.

Yeah, their bullpen blew up, but that check swing was a bad call

 

[Dell Dude]

I'm not sure what the rule is. If it has to cross 45 degrees, no. But if intent is considered, he took a stab.

 

[Dell Dude]

Here you go.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1801982559661752554

 

[Dell Dude]

Still was a Swinging Johnson.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1801816826168418359

 

[Dell Dude]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1801983776043540737

 

[kane]

Let me cee. Have to beat the other losing team. Then beat the team that loses between the 2 unbeatens. Then beat the undefeated team twice. Equiv to Mavs winning Finals.

Throughout the whole game the announcers kept saying how important it was to win the first game, teams that lose the first game are in a big disadvantage, so FSU is done, and so am I, also have a future on Florida so still have a chance

 

[Dell Dude]

With Lions vs Bills, I will need to start splitting them. Lions NFC. Bills AFC. I want to get paid if 1 makes it. Plenty of time. These bums to start 1-0:

Rory
Douchebag
Xander
Feline

Also added some Kimmy. Great thing about golf is you have 4 chances at the trophy before and between rounds.

 

[Dell Dude]

Looks like Rory and Douchebag. Rory would be a decent hit. Great hit if either Mavs or Oilers lift the .

 

[Dell Dude]

I was right about Douchebag. He's dialed in. He'll contend in the British as well.