WOW BOYS AM I GOING BAD

BEANTOWNJIM

BEANTOWNJIM

Banned
WELLL BOYS I AM DONE I GIVE UP ON FOOTBALL I AM OUT OF ACTION NOW UNTIL THE NIGERIAN BASKETBALL ASSOCIATION STARTS ON NOVEMBER 3RD I BELIEVE.BOYS IT WASNT BAD ENOUGH I LOST 900 DOLLARS ON MY LAST PLAY AT CASCADE BY 1 POINT ON THE OVER IN THE TEXAS GAME.

WELL BOYS HERE WAS MY LAST PLAY AT PINNACLE SPORTSBOOK I HAD 550 TO MAKE 698 ON THE OVER 41 1/2 I FIGURED WHAT THE F-CK IF THEY WERE GOING OVER 40 WICH I BELIEVED THEY WOULD I MIGHT AS WELL GET THE +128 ON THE OVER 41 1/2.ANOTHER TOUGH LOSS I TOOK A WINNER OFF THE BOARD OVER 40 BUT I WANTED THE EXTRA MONEY.CAN YOU GUYS BELIEVE MY LUCK LATELY OFFSHORE I AM DONE WITH FOOTBALL IT SUCKS.MAN THE BOYS AT PINNACLE MUST BE NHAVING A GOOD LAUGH

I HAD THE WHOLE 4TH QUARTER TO GET ONE POINT AND THAT GOD DAM NIGERIAN THROWS AN INTERCEPTION ON THE JETS 29 YARD LINE WITH 10 MINUTES TO GO I NEVER THOUGHT THAT WOULD COST ME MY TOTAL BUT IT DID.NOW YOU KNOW WHY I DONT LIKE BLACK QUARTERBACKS.

SO LONG BOYS I DONT KNOW HOW MUCH I WILL BE POSTING UNTIL THE NIGERIAN BASKETBALL ASSOCIATION STARTS, I HAVE TO RE GROUP I ALSO GOT BURRIED WITH MY LOCAL BOYS:hung

SHRINK IS THERE ANYWAY YOU CAN HOLD A BENEFIT FOR YOUR OLD PAL BEANTOWNJIM WE HAVE TO BAN TOGETHER IN THESE TOUGH TIMES.MAYBE WE CAN HAVE A FIXED RAFFLE SHRINK AND SELL TICKETS FOR 20 DOLLARS A POP HELL HALF THE FORUM ARE GARLIC SNAPPERS THEY WONT EVEN KNOW IT WAS RIGGED (AND THE WINNER IS BEANTOWNJIM) OH I AM SO SUPRISED I WON THE RAFFLE I NEVER WIN ANYTHING JUST ASK THE OFFSHORE SPORTSBOOKS:+signs8-2

OH HONEY THE BANK MUST HAVE MADE A MISTAKE I DONT KNOW WHERE THE 2 DIMES WENT LET ME GO THERE TODAY AND TRY AND FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED.SHRINK CAN WE HAVE THE RAFFLE THIS MORNING I NEED 2 DIMES TO PUT BACK IN THE ACCOUNT BEFORE SUN DOWN.

ITS NO JOKE,WHEN BEANTOWNJIM IS BROKE
 
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JJGOLD

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Man Jimmy I do not know how you hide the gambling loses from your wife. Jimmy The NFL buries everyone so do not feel bad. We are broke here too and do not know what to do.

Good Luck and try some small hockey parlays to get out.
 
BEANTOWNJIM

BEANTOWNJIM

Banned
JJGOLD I KNOW YOU ARE FRIENDS WITH KENNY WEITZNER HE TOLD ME ON THE PHONE HE IS VERY FOND OF YOU.HE DID ME A BIG FAVOR IN THE CASCADE CASE SO I CANT ASK HIM FOR THE DOUBLE DIMES BUT SINCE YOU AND THE SHRINK ARE SO TIGHT MAYBE YOU CAN GET THE DOUGH AND THEN SEND IT OFF TO ME.JUST TELL KEN YOU NEED AN ADVANCE ON YOUR MONTHLY SALARY JJ.THANKS GOOD BUDDY,YOUR PAL BEANTOWNJIM:+signs8-1
 
Glaken

Glaken

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Borat Sagdiyev said:
He said Nigerian Basketball Association. Haha.That was good.I like.
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Borat I was on the other line dude sorry try me again later ... am catching up on contest grading. Hope all is well .... G
 
Borat Sagdiyev

Borat Sagdiyev

EOG Enthusiast
Glaken said:
Borat I was on the other line dude sorry try me again later ... am catching up on contest grading. Hope all is well .... G
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Thanks for the well wishes Glaken. Sorry i have been pretty busy myself lately. No worries we will get it right soon.ttyl.
 
Doc Mercer

Doc Mercer

EOG Master
Re: WOW BOYS AM I GOING BAD

McDonald's is always hiring:

<big><big>Mc Donalds Job Application</big></big>
This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.



PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries.​
 
zerocage

zerocage

2
Re: WOW BOYS AM I GOING BAD

You can work with your mexican buddies at any day labor place-work today! Pay today!
 
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sick gambler

EOG Member
Re: WOW BOYS AM I GOING BAD

wow, you mean to tell me beantownjim had an over??? In all my years of knowing beantown, and we're talking close to 6 yrs, i have never ever ever seen him bet an under. Beantown has never seen an over he didn't like.. Have you ever met a bigger square than this punk??


BTW, how come this deadbeat gets to have all his posts in bold?? Genny, i want all my posts in verdana, or at least all in blue.. If this deadbeat gets to have his bolded, i want all my posts in blue, ok.. can you do this for me genny?


Thanks in advance..:cheers
 
5teamparlay

5teamparlay

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Re: WOW BOYS AM I GOING BAD

Actually looking forward to NBA, the most profitale sport for me.

Hopefully BTJ can post an occasional total, so we can dig out and get our money from foots back from the man,
 
mofome

mofome

Banned
Re: WOW BOYS AM I GOING BAD

5teamparlay said:
Actually looking forward to NBA, the most profitale sport for me.

Hopefully BTJ can post an occasional total, so we can dig out and get our money from foots back from the man,
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the dude retired from eog. the real reason for bumping this?


















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