Hey Dobler

[TTinCO]

For future reference.....

The Dirty Dozen: Twelve Things NOT To Do In Las Vegas

Flag a cab on the Strip. Not only is it an exercise in futility to hail a cab on a busy street like Las Vegas Boulevard, it?s also illegal. If you need a cab, go to one of the Strip hotels and get someone from their cabstand to grab a hack for you. Sure, you?ll have to tip the cabstand attendant, but it?s a lot cheaper and less dangerous than waving your arms in the middle of the street like a lunatic.

http://amog.com/lifestyle/dirty-dozen-twelve-las-vegas/

:LMAO

 

[Lloyd Dobler]

Re: Hey Dobler

For future reference.....

The Dirty Dozen: Twelve Things NOT To Do In Las Vegas

Flag a cab on the Strip. Not only is it an exercise in futility to hail a cab on a busy street like Las Vegas Boulevard, it?s also illegal. If you need a cab, go to one of the Strip hotels and get someone from their cabstand to grab a hack for you. Sure, you?ll have to tip the cabstand attendant, but it?s a lot cheaper and less dangerous than waving your arms in the middle of the street like a lunatic.

http://amog.com/lifestyle/dirty-dozen-twelve-las-vegas/

:LMAO

Let me ask you this motherfucker....did he pull over? Did the next one pull over? That's what I thought. I can't help it if there just happened to be a cop right there.

What was up with that guy...have you ever head a cop say "it's all good" eight times in 60 seconds.

 

[Lloyd Dobler]

Re: Hey Dobler

And one more thing...Rule #13

Don't drink 8 shots of Jagr on top of 12 beers and think you are going to find a tattoo parlor open at 2 AM.

Rule #14

Don't play big dollar bj at O'sheas in said condition.

BTW Fucktard, not only did you break Rule 13 and 14, you also broke rule #6 on that gay list you posted!

Play “6 to 5” Blackjack. Some casinos have recently changed their payouts on a “natural” (two-card) blackjack from “3 to 2” to “6 to 5”. While the higher numbers may look more appealing, these numbers will cost you plenty. In “3 to 2” blackjack, a “natural” pays $15 for every $10 bet. In “6 to 5” blackjack, a “natural” only pays $12 for every $10 bet. Where does the other $3 go? It goes in the casino’s pocket, not yours. If you can find them, stick to “3 to 2” blackjack tables, even if the limits are a bit higher.

 

[Lloyd Dobler]

Re: Hey Dobler

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[GreenDoberman]

Re: Hey Dobler

If TTinCo drinks a shot and a beer back with every blackjack (conservative estimate with him), he's getting back $4 real value and $11 Harrah's satanic price-gouging value, ergo the 6-5 rippoff becomes an overlay.

Also at this point he really should have four or five go to bars within safe walking distance or with cabs on speed dial for him that will give him the Doberman $20 beer all-you-can-eat and drink buffet special. Personally speaking, a beer with some nice shrubbery out front or on the side for power naps is preferable as well. If hasn't figured out all this by now then I have perhaps failed as the Obi Wan Kenobiholic to his Luke Shotwalker.