NEW LITTLE JOHNNY JOKE

The Devil

The Devil

EOG Master
Little Johnny
>
> Little Johnny Strikes Again !! The teacher asked
> the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a
> sentence.
> Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went
> To my granddad's farm,and we all saw his pet
> sheep. It was fascinating.'
>
> The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you
> to use the word fascinate, not fascinating'.Sally
> raised
> her hand. She said,'My family went to see Rock City
> and I was fascinated.' The teacher
> said, 'Well, that
> was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word
> 'fascinate'.
>
> Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated
> because
> she had been burned by Little Johnny before.She finally
> decided there was no way he could damage the word
> 'fascinate',
> so she called on him for his offering. Johnny said,
> 'My aunt
> Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so
> big she
> can only fasten eight.' The teacher sat down and
> cried..
 
betfirstclass

betfirstclass

EOG Dedicated
Re: NEW LITTLE JOHNNY JOKE

THey are the best

Love the one re: Math

Johnny explaining to his grandfather that he got into big-trouble in math class

Grandpa Inquired, what Happ Johnny

Johnny, says, well Teacher asked me what 6+8 was & I answered 14

Grandpa, said, that's correct JOHNNY

not sure why you would get in trouble for that?????????

Lil Johnny, said me wither grandpa

BUT

Then she asked me what 8+ 6 was

Grandpa replied, WHAT IN THE FU** is the Difference

Lil Johnny, says, That's exactly what I said Grandpa

LOL
 
konck

konck

EOG Veteran
Re: NEW LITTLE JOHNNY JOKE

The teacher asked the class to use the word "surely" in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand waving all over the place but was not picked 1st. Mary go ahead please (meanwhile Little Johnny kept waving even faster now) Mary said I surely would like to get and A today. The teacher said ok lets have another ...by this time Little Johnny was out of control and red faced on top of that. The teacher thought oh boy i Better pick Johnny and she did....Go ahead Johnny use surely in a sentence. Little Johnny jump up and said "Do farts have lumps?" The teacher shocked said no but the word today was surely. Little Johnny said well then surely i shit in my pants.
 
The Devil

The Devil

EOG Master
Re: NEW LITTLE JOHNNY JOKE

Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School .
> Usually she slept through the class.
> One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was
> sleeping. 'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?'
>
> When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her
> friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in
> the rear.
>
> 'God Almighty!' shouted Susie.
> The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching
> her class.
> A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord
> and Savior?'
> But Susie didn't stir from her slumber Once again,
> Johnny came to he r rescue and stuck her in the butt.
> 'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie.
> And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Susie
> fell back asleep.
> The Nun asked her a third question....'What did Eve say
> to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'
> Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up
> and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one
> more time, I'll break it in half!'
>
> The nun fainted...........
>
 
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