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Top 10 Reasons Why Men Avoid Marriage
February 29, 2008
I can?t remember where I found this list but I saved it to share some of the funny excuses given by gutless blokes who don?t have the balls to tell the truth.
So under each of the 10 reasons I have added my own interpretation of what they really meant.
1. Fear of long-term commitment ? 21%
Can?t freely sleep around
2. Worries about what the best man is going to reveal in his speech ? 14 %
Possibilty that the groom has had sexual relations with a farm animal?
3. The expense and the hassle ? 11%
Would rather go on holiday, buy a new or perhaps a cool home entertainment system - in other words, a wedding is a waiste of good money.
4. Crying while taking the vows ? 9%
If any man is going to cry taking his vows he has homosexual feelings, they may be sub conscious but he has them without doubt.
5. The embarrassing first dance ? 8%
This is pathetic, by this point everyone is half canned and would be to busy preparing to chance their luck with the good looking attendee?s and hopefully get their leg over before the night?s out..
6. Having to choose who should be the best man ? 6%
Lies, lies and more lies. You don?t have any ?real? friends. You?re a loser.
7. Fears about drunken family arguments ? 5%
It happens every Christmas and at funerals so what?s the difference?
8. Having to watch soap operas instead of the football after marriage ? 5%
These are the thoughts of a *****. Who is going to be wearing the trousers in that house?
9. Fancying the bridesmaids more than the bride ? 4%
Your future wife is the ?ugly sister? - see #10
10. Having to get to know the mother-in-law ? 3%
The fact here is your future wife will turn into her mother, face facts, this is what you are marrying. Isn?t that the true problem? You?re only marrying this woman because she is the only daft bitch that you could find to take you.
February 29, 2008
I can?t remember where I found this list but I saved it to share some of the funny excuses given by gutless blokes who don?t have the balls to tell the truth.
So under each of the 10 reasons I have added my own interpretation of what they really meant.
1. Fear of long-term commitment ? 21%
Can?t freely sleep around
2. Worries about what the best man is going to reveal in his speech ? 14 %
Possibilty that the groom has had sexual relations with a farm animal?
3. The expense and the hassle ? 11%
Would rather go on holiday, buy a new or perhaps a cool home entertainment system - in other words, a wedding is a waiste of good money.
4. Crying while taking the vows ? 9%
If any man is going to cry taking his vows he has homosexual feelings, they may be sub conscious but he has them without doubt.
5. The embarrassing first dance ? 8%
This is pathetic, by this point everyone is half canned and would be to busy preparing to chance their luck with the good looking attendee?s and hopefully get their leg over before the night?s out..
6. Having to choose who should be the best man ? 6%
Lies, lies and more lies. You don?t have any ?real? friends. You?re a loser.
7. Fears about drunken family arguments ? 5%
It happens every Christmas and at funerals so what?s the difference?
8. Having to watch soap operas instead of the football after marriage ? 5%
These are the thoughts of a *****. Who is going to be wearing the trousers in that house?
9. Fancying the bridesmaids more than the bride ? 4%
Your future wife is the ?ugly sister? - see #10
10. Having to get to know the mother-in-law ? 3%
The fact here is your future wife will turn into her mother, face facts, this is what you are marrying. Isn?t that the true problem? You?re only marrying this woman because she is the only daft bitch that you could find to take you.