Dell Dude
EOG Master
Before I post contest details, I will let Patrick McIrish explain why Winky was chosen as an EOG dishonouree. It concerns Winky's near death experience with the mostly harmless virus they call Covid. Winky calls it time to start a thread.
I got it. Sadly!
The rest. As they say. Or as sir Patrick McIrish says:
I got it. Sadly!
The rest. As they say. Or as sir Patrick McIrish says:
I thought you had reached an all time low. Boy was I wrong. It was only temporary!
Looking for love in all the wrong places. Then running back to the computer to get sympathy from a bunch of old dudes with small dicks.
That was the temporary low.
The new low is making sure you tell your elderly parents about the good news so you could infect them.
Bad enough the hell you put your family through by beating up your sister.
No, that was hold my beer stuff. I'm going to infect my 90 year old parents with a deadly virus because that's what I do!
I want you to promise me something, Winky. I think this is a promise you may actually be able to keep.
Promise me you'll never change? Pretty please with BIrdie on top. Uhhh, not literally on the last part.
The reason is that ole Patrick has turned his life around. I'm pulling a Shrink streak of living a good life.
My nephews no longer have my passwords and I only do podium speeches at the local church.
So I think there is a chance I may yet backdoor into the Pearly Gates. There's a chance!
I don't want to beat the odds and walk up the golden stairs only to be greeted by a grinning Winkyduck.
So you have to promise me you'll never change. Because I don't want to be where you are.
If you promise me you'll never change and you keep your promise, I know I'm good if I'm good.
And we move on.