Why you guys run Dell off?

[Dell Dude]

Simoaner out. OUT! Maddy's path becomes clearer!

 

[Dell Dude]

Maddy and Co Co (Co Co) favourites.

 

[IWishIWasAPro]

Good to see Thiem show a little of his old self.

 

[Dell Dude]

Maddy!

 

[Dell Dude]

Simona Halep - Gone. Stefanos Tsitsipas - Gone. Taylor Fritzy - Gone.

Nicky Kyrgios - Gone?

 

[Dell Dude]

 

[Dell Dude]

 

[Dell Dude]

Why are you doing this to me, God?

 

[Dell Dude]

There is no news. There is nothing other than a graded loss at Fagduel.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1564435432590528514

 

[Dell Dude]

Now back to pending status. I'm going to sleep before God changes his mind again.

 

[IWishIWasAPro]

Kenin match is going to be something to watch today.

In men's Eubanks -135 vs P.Martinez is a play for me at draftkings. Dont think Martinez enjoys these type of conditins too much.

 

[IWishIWasAPro]

Even Osaka is going to be a show. What the hell are we going to witness from this strange one.

 

[Dell Dude]

Anything less than century doesn't count.

 

[Dell Dude]

This fucking thread is dead and over if Raffy or Meddy lose. 11 be bests. I suicide pawlayed them but here they will be straight.

I have to make a 2nd post for my 11 US Open suggestions. I can do that because even though I'm not a good guy, I have Rebecca Black status privileges. These are actual bets real odds Fagduel. 1st and 2nd round matches. Straights.


Pinky -102
Ryby -1400
Anisimova -315
Sofia -137
Emma -150
Maddy -235
Barby -365
Tomjonobitch -1000
Coco -1250
Raffy -10000
Meddy -8000

 

[Dell Dude]

I lose one more high profile lady, this thread is over.

 

[Dell Dude]

You fucking worthless kunt.

 

[brokerstip]

Ryba needs some life, down 1-0 and a break in the 2nd

 

[Dell Dude]

 

[Dell Dude]

 

[Dell Dude]

So yeah, this thread is over. JK can kiss my ass when he grades my suggestion bloodbath. she's perfect analogy to what happened today:

Deal or No Deal. Got almost halfway through the bimbo board without losing a high dollar case. Turned down a yuge offer from the banker. Then $100,000 Pinky and $1,000,000 Ryby. Gone girl. Gone girl. Not over but top walkoff OTB.

 

[Dell Dude]

Of course this is howid ends.

 

[brokerstip]

that was a rough day for us.

 

[Dell Dude]

Paws. At Wimbledon, second week I was down to Raffy, Pinky and Ryby. Crushing loss Pinky that removed my ladies safety net but I still had a chance for an exacta. Then Raffy hurt his pussy. I was down to a single futures cat ticket. The rest, as they Ron Duguay say.

Wager Status: WON!!!
Risk / To Win Amount: 150.00 / 22,500.00 (USD) Accepted 06/26/2022 18:24 - EST

Selection: Tennis Futures
: Wimbledon 2022 Women
: .
: Odds to win 07/03/2022 08:30:16- (EST)
: Elena Rybakina 15000 to 0
* Event Notes: Wager is on who is going to be the winner in Wimbledon 2022

 

[Dell Dude]

Gentlemen side is she's perfect. Meddy who has a clear path to the championship match. Raffy who has a clear path to the fuck you final four. Alcatraz/Sinner look 3rd bracket. So that's good.

Ladies, it's basically down to Maddy. Have a few others but Maddy is the biggest prize left on the board and most realistic. Raffy and Meddy connected to Maddy. I'd like to connect Sinner and assume the MyPillow biting position until the glorious or glory hole finish.

 

[Dell Dude]

Pinky -102
Ryby -1400
Anisimova -315
Sofia -137
Emma -150
Maddy -235
Barby -365
Tomjonobitch -1000
Coco -1250
Raffy -10000
Meddy -8000

 

[John Kelly]

Why are you doing this to me, God?

Gambling is not for the faint of heart.

Hang in there, Dude.

 

[Dell Dude]

Yesterday was brutal, JK. I thought I may even lose Raffy when he started slow. But I still have an untouched gentlemens bracket and I have Maddy on the ladies side. If that holds for 10 more Jason Days, I take it down.

 

[Dell Dude]

And yesterday's selections was a pawlay. Minus 1 unit. Thank you.

 

[Dell Dude]

I lose one more high profile lady, this thread is over.

No more goofy be best but the thread goes on. Adding Miss Garcia to roosters. Now I need help. That and the lower odds is the diff'rent strokes difference. She will go to college and NFL entertainment dogs. Raffy is the sausage.

 

[Dell Dude]

Raffy, Meddy, or Sinner trophy lifts.. Alcatraz and Nicky, I'd need an unlikely and indeed perhaps impossible ladies match. May be all gone. Have to check.

 

[Dell Dude]

Meddy Maddy Ice Ice Trophy?

 

[Dell Dude]

West Vagina and Ped State tonight for football action rooster satisfaction.

 

[Dell Dude]

I was tonight's years old when I found out Purdue's stud quarterback came back for his 5th, 6th or 7th year. That kind of changes my capping conclusion. To stevo late. Bite MyPillow and hope for the cover.

 

[Dell Dude]

Should have won WV, should have lost PSU. 0-1 rooster but $600 and a chance for $6000 but still only have original ladies and that is actually one lady - Maddy. Have a second chance NFL and 2 more looks college to at least push trophy payouts into the thousands.

Rutgers
Cincinnuti

 

[Dell Dude]

Tomjonotits two. I bet her pee tournament. So 2 ladies without added help needed.

 

[Dell Dude]

Hey, idiot pussy football coaches. Write this down on your hand when you get into these situations. 4th down on the plus side, make the same decision when you are winning as you would if you are losing. Don't think about it. Take thinking out. Just follow the script on your hand. 4th and 1 down 7, you would go. So 4th and 1 up 7, you go.

You got that or shoukd I draw a picture for you?

 

[Dell Dude]

They get the easy first down and score any points, WV wins. They don't get the 1st down, they lose but they lost anyway.

 

[Dell Dude]

howid started.

From peeps -

I'm done with shit EOG and cocksucker JK. I will never post another play over there led alone be best. And I'm going to stiff $100 I promised for their goofy playoffs contest where you could post your card 2 weeks after NBA started.

This thread will have the same rules except they will actually be enforced. ONE play. No exceptions. Can be anything but can only be ONE. Not 30 like Kinky duck. Not imaginary like Kinky duck. Can be airbets like Kinky duck. Just needs to be a real line at a real book.

Everybody grades their own shit. Honour system. Contest ends after the Super Show. Whoever has the most units wins. $100 plus a fucking cookie trophy.

I will debutantè the thread with a bet on Special @ Fagduel current odds to lift the Charles Schwabby trophy.

Fagduel, Jordan Spieth +1400

 

[Dell Dude]

howid going.

PARLAY (4 TEAMS)
Risk: $100.00 Win: $1,190.49

CFB Northwestern +12-110
Aviva Stadium - Dublin - Ireland
Game Start 08/27/2022 @ 12:45 PM
CFB Illinois -10½-110
Wyoming vs Illinois
Game Start 08/27/2022 @ 04:10 PM
CFB Penn State -3-117
Penn State vs Purdue
Game Start 09/01/2022 @ 08:10 PM
CFB Michigan State -18-110
Western Michigan vs Michigan State
Game Start 09/02/2022 @ 07:00 PM
Placed 07/08/2022 @ 02:11 PM

Wednesday 08/17/2022 Parlay 84.00 964.75

Football - 299 Northwestern +12½ -110 for Game
Football - 310 Illinois -10 -110 for Game
Football - 145 Penn State -3 -120 for Game
Football - 158 Michigan State -19 -110 for Game

Tuesday 08/16/2022 Parlay 75.00 1,797.53

Football - 299 Northwestern +12½ -110 for Game
Football - 310 Illinois -10 -110 for Game
Football - 145 Penn State -3 -120 for Game
Football - 158 Michigan State -19 -110 for Game
Football - 176 Michigan -27½ -110 for Game

Monday 08/01/2022 Parlay 100.00 2,500.00

Football - 299 Northwestern +12½ -110 for Game
Football - 145 Penn State -3½ -110 for Game
Football - 158 Michigan State -18½ -110 for Game
Football - 171 Notre Dame +14½ -110 for Game
Football - 214 Alabama -38½ -110 for Game

 

[Dell Dude]

I've lost PInky, Ryby, Maddy, Emma, Meddy, Raffy and I am still poised to get 2 trophies. Need Sweaty to win twice. That's it. Ladies trophy. With the gentlemen, I basically need Nicky and the mobile who beat Raffy to get bounced. Another trophy.