Doc Mercer
EOG Master
In Dirtys absence, The "General" has asked me to take over MOD duties ... so with that in mind:
THE TOP 10 THINGS ALL MEMBERS OF THIS FORUM WILL DO DAILY:
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10) Call into Limbaugh's show and get him excited by pretending to be his drug dealer
9) Remind KTB Krusher that cancelling his subscription to the "Limbaugh Chronicles" wont get the DHS to visit his home
8) Call into Hannity's show and tell him you are live in Baghdad and appears they are constructing a statue in Hannity's honor
7) Go shake the hand of a person with a Bush /Cheney 04 sticker and tell them that there is medication to help folks with mental problems
6) Take gasoline and burn a picture of Anne Coutler on your front lawn
5) Call Harriet Miers from a pay phone and say, "How drunk were you when you said Bush was the most brilliant man you've ever met?"
4) Drink a 5th of Scotch as ya never know when Cheney will call ya to go hunting and ya "need to be able to pace Scarface"
3) Play the role of GWB and look under tables in your house and laugh out loud, "there is no WMD's in here!"
2) Call Brit Hume of FOX and use his famous line he used to American families with a new twist: "Brit Hume .. you are an asshole so GET OVER IT!"
1) Remind Devil that getting dumped by Mary Cheney a few years back is no reason to be pissed off when ya come to the forum
THE TOP 10 THINGS ALL MEMBERS OF THIS FORUM WILL DO DAILY:
======================================================
10) Call into Limbaugh's show and get him excited by pretending to be his drug dealer
9) Remind KTB Krusher that cancelling his subscription to the "Limbaugh Chronicles" wont get the DHS to visit his home
8) Call into Hannity's show and tell him you are live in Baghdad and appears they are constructing a statue in Hannity's honor
7) Go shake the hand of a person with a Bush /Cheney 04 sticker and tell them that there is medication to help folks with mental problems
6) Take gasoline and burn a picture of Anne Coutler on your front lawn
5) Call Harriet Miers from a pay phone and say, "How drunk were you when you said Bush was the most brilliant man you've ever met?"
4) Drink a 5th of Scotch as ya never know when Cheney will call ya to go hunting and ya "need to be able to pace Scarface"
3) Play the role of GWB and look under tables in your house and laugh out loud, "there is no WMD's in here!"
2) Call Brit Hume of FOX and use his famous line he used to American families with a new twist: "Brit Hume .. you are an asshole so GET OVER IT!"
1) Remind Devil that getting dumped by Mary Cheney a few years back is no reason to be pissed off when ya come to the forum
