Who knew Computer Bob was such a square?

Bushay

NHL Expert
Joey was ahead in the SC polls but winless. Bernie only needed to come Tony Homo in SC then win Super Tuesday and it was over. Joe was winless and everybody else was not a threat. The odds may have been too high but nobody thought Joe could possibly win that many states Super Tuesday. Democrats were hoping it would be a team effort with Klubby winning Minny, Pocahontas winning Massachusetts, Bloombum stealing a state or 2 and Joey finally winning something. Nobody thought Joe would practically sweep the board. Add this to the anomaly of Joe winning when every historical trend said it was impossible. This man is illegitimate in every way, shape and form.
Yet it's almost like the long voting lines were ignored in the final tallys we all witnessed wrapped around blocks and blocks [ something no election to date has ever witnessed, and all those votes we all already KNEW in advanced would not be counted until loooong after the polls closed ] but included boat flags in your final tally. lol. I tell you it just can't be explained to a logical-minded way.

:rolleyes: :unsure:
 

FairWarning

Bells Beer Connoisseur
Ignorant Boob voted for Benedict Donald. That speaks volumes about his smarts or lack there of. And lacks not forget Ignorant Boob predicted 3,100 Coronavirus deaths. Not bad considering his clueless allies Dumb Dude and Railturd predicted 777 and 1,000 respectively. Guaranteed all 3 are loyal viewers of Fox News.
What was your prediction? Couldn’t be bothered, but you are right there to call everyone else out though.

stay woke my friend.
 

ComptrBob

EOG Master
just having some fun CB ... i am on your side a bet can still look good -10k

Its ok, I don't mind anyone having a look at the picks. Once I reached 6 units of profit for a contest set, each one was closed out by betting both sides of a game at Pinnacle to lose 5 to 8 pennies of juice.

Obviously, I don't recommend a steady diet of heavy favorites, especially without the due diligence to estimate +EV for each bet. However it is possible to find lots of value in these bets.
 

Bigrunner

EOG Master
Dumb Dude is full of lies, conspiracies and horseshit. Anyone who believes anything he posts is an Ignorant Boob. How can you trust a Republicon. The current party is led by Pinocchio and is being built on a big lie.
 

Bigrunner

EOG Master
What was your prediction? Couldn’t be bothered, but you are right there to call everyone else out though.

stay woke my friend.

Fair Warning part of a Republicon party being built on a big lie. That is led by Pinocchio. Obviously a party that can't be trusted and is racist.
 

Bigrunner

EOG Master
Obviously you have nothing.

I have what you won't touch. Your Republicon party is being built on a big lie and racism. It's leader is Pinocchio. Obviously your party can't be trusted. Dumb Dude is a Republicon poster the is riddled with conspiracies, lies, horseshit and fabrications. And ignorant Republicons like yourself fail to recognize that. It's all relative.
 

Bigrunner

EOG Master
There is your bullshit, Wild Billy. Now run along.

Dumb Dude claims Benedict Donald won the election. Prior to that he claimed he won a bet on Joe Biden +150000 an obvious bad line, a fabricated line, and edited line. And there's something very damning in Dumb Dude's screenshot that debunks his conspiracy.

Obviously Fair Warning, Railturd and Ignorant Boob believe the conspiracy riddled Republicon. Lol, lol, lol
 

Don Eagleston

EOG Addicted
I usually don't read most threads at the EOG but Computer Bob hook in the title got me. Posted be best bet on 2/27 which was a Thursday. South Carolina primary was 2/29 which was a Saturday. Super Tuesday only 3 days later.



Not sure what exact day I bet him but it doesn't matter. It was before SC when Biden looked dead as daffy duck. 5Dimes posted various Biden Super Tuesday states props. 8.5 was the longest. Could have went to 9.5 and be a winner. Plus monies started way below.

This caught my attention whore because by then only Biden could stop Bernie. I correctly capped that no way would the Democrats allow Bernie to win so Biden was worth a shot at these ridiculous odds.

I won on something to give me available bankroll and I was going to cover the board by starting with the lowest prop that was plus monies all the way to 8.5. I started with a small bet on 8.5.

Then, and this still haunts me, I paid a visit to the 5Dimes crooked casino and it was set to fuck you. I still could have covered the board but tried for a refresh on a blind Big 10 2HT.

The rest, as they say. This could have been a $500,000 hit. The bet was real. The payout was real. And Tony paid me without going on chat. He was still alive.

You have to remember, Biden had nothing going for him at that time. At be best, Democrats were hoping Bernie would at least be ahead by a small enough amount that he wouldn't end the fucking race then and there. South Carolina changed everything because while Biden was favoured to win, he demolished expectations and that's when almost everybody dropped out and endorsed Joey.

The 37 dimes is now 83 dimes all thanks to Slow Joe.
 

Don Eagleston

EOG Addicted
I usually don't read most threads at the EOG but Computer Bob hook in the title got me. Posted be best bet on 2/27 which was a Thursday. South Carolina primary was 2/29 which was a Saturday. Super Tuesday only 3 days later.



Not sure what exact day I bet him but it doesn't matter. It was before SC when Biden looked dead as daffy duck. 5Dimes posted various Biden Super Tuesday states props. 8.5 was the longest. Could have went to 9.5 and be a winner. Plus monies started way below.

This caught my attention whore because by then only Biden could stop Bernie. I correctly capped that no way would the Democrats allow Bernie to win so Biden was worth a shot at these ridiculous odds.

I won on something to give me available bankroll and I was going to cover the board by starting with the lowest prop that was plus monies all the way to 8.5. I started with a small bet on 8.5.

Then, and this still haunts me, I paid a visit to the 5Dimes crooked casino and it was set to fuck you. I still could have covered the board but tried for a refresh on a blind Big 10 2HT.

The rest, as they say. This could have been a $500,000 hit. The bet was real. The payout was real. And Tony paid me without going on chat. He was still alive.

You have to remember, Biden had nothing going for him at that time. At be best, Democrats were hoping Bernie would at least be ahead by a small enough amount that he wouldn't end the fucking race then and there. South Carolina changed everything because while Biden was favoured to win, he demolished expectations and that's when almost everybody dropped out and endorsed Joey.

The 37 dimes is now 83 dimes all thanks to Slow Joe.[/QUOTE

Tony had been dead for going on 2 years before those primaries!
 

ouch

EOG Dedicated
From the big house high in the Sierra Nevada mountains (Square-A-Lago) comes today's Best Bet selection:

**** #528 Portland ML -1108 (Sports Interaction) (NBA)
 

cheapseats

EOG Master
From the big house high in the Sierra Nevada mountains (Square-A-Lago) comes today's Best Bet selection:

**** #528 Portland ML -1108 (Sports Interaction) (NBA)

i see the tinman was around today but didnt have the heart to respond to your inquiry
 

howid

EOG Dedicated
anybody thinking it is easy to build a bankroll with big favorites, try it.

so far so good for CB...


ready when you are, CB” — that reference to legendary director Cecil B DeMille


According to one famous story, DeMille once directed a film that required a huge, expensive battle scene. Filming on location in a California valley, the director set up multiple cameras to capture the action from every angle. It was a sequence that could only be done once. When DeMille yelled “Action!,” thousands of extras playing soldiers stormed across the field, firing their guns. Riders on horseback galloped over the hills. Cannons fired, pyrotechnic explosives were blown up, and battle towers loaded with soldiers came toppling down. The whole sequence went off perfectly. At the end of the scene, DeMille yelled “Cut!” He was then informed, to his horror, that three of the four cameras recording the battle sequence had failed. In Camera #1, the film had broken. Camera #2 had missed shooting the sequence when a dirt clod was kicked into the lens by a horse’s hoof. Camera #3 had been destroyed when a battle tower had fallen on it. DeMille was at his wit’s end when he suddenly remembered that he still had Camera #4, which he had placed along with a cameraman on a nearby hill to get a long shot of the battle sequence. DeMille grabbed his megaphone and called up to the cameraman, “Did you get all that?” The cameraman on the hill waved and shouted back, “Ready when you are, C.B.!”.
 

ouch

EOG Dedicated
Congratulations to Computer Bob on Today's Best Bet Pick:

Goes at 9:30AM PT:

Sagesse ML -8156 vs Abna's Anibal Zahle (Pinnacle) Lebanon Basketball League.

You have to follow the Lebanon Basketball League to realize what a great selection this was.

As always, Bob had it scoped out perfectly. He knew that 4 of the 5 starters on Abna's Anibal Zahle were members of the terrorist group, Hamas. Knowing their history, he recognized that when shooting, Hamas can't hit the side of a barn (as most of the skirmishes with Israel indicate.)

Bob was all over it at -8156. I can just see him riding down the mountain into Reno with $8,156 stuffed in his sock, and laying it down to win $100. And he got great value on the game. I had it charted at -13,452. I have much to learn from this titan of sports betting. I hope to someday have the daring of our resident genius.

And the final result......a 51 point victory.

Another winner for CB!
 
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ZzyzxRoad

EOG Dedicated
Congratulations to Computer Bob on Today's Best Bet Pick:



You have to follow the Lebanon Basketball League to realize what a great selection this was.

As always, Bob had it scoped out perfectly. He knew that 4 of the 5 starters on Abna's Anibal Zahle were members of the terrorist group, Hamas. Knowing their history, he recognized that when shooting, Hamas can't hit the side of a barn (as most of the skirmishes with Israel indicate.)

Bob was all over it at -8156. I can just see him riding down the mountain into Reno with $8,156 stuffed in his sock, and laying it down to win $100. And he got great value on the game. I had it charted at -13,452. I have much to learn from this titan of sports betting. I hope to someday having the daring of our resident genius.

And the final result......a 51 point victory.

Another winner for CB!

Yeah
 

John Kelly

Born Gambler
Staff member
Congratulations to Computer Bob on Today's Best Bet Pick:



You have to follow the Lebanon Basketball League to realize what a great selection this was.

As always, Bob had it scoped out perfectly. He knew that 4 of the 5 starters on Abna's Anibal Zahle were members of the terrorist group, Hamas. Knowing their history, he recognized that when shooting, Hamas can't hit the side of a barn (as most of the skirmishes with Israel indicate.)

Bob was all over it at -8156. I can just see him riding down the mountain into Reno with $8,156 stuffed in his sock, and laying it down to win $100. And he got great value on the game. I had it charted at -13,452. I have much to learn from this titan of sports betting. I hope to someday having the daring of our resident genius.

And the final result......a 51 point victory.

Another winner for CB!


A titan of sports betting, funny.
 

ouch

EOG Dedicated
Well, the incredible happened last night in Las Vegas.

Computer Bob lost his Under 8.5 -917 wager on Game 6 of the Avs/Golden Knights series. No surprise there as these types of bets always run into a brick wall at some point.

The real shocker is that Winkyduck came into the Best Bets thread before the game started, to warn Bob that he had "a hunch that this one might not be such an easy winner." And then Winky proved to be right, as Vegas won 6-3.

Let me say that again......WINKY WAS RIGHT!

The Village Idiot trumping the Village Genius.

An absolutely shocking development!

I mean what's next:

Railbird converting to Judaism.

Brucefan admitting he was sexually molested by Jerry Sandusky when he was a kid.

Dell Dude revealing that he and his twin brother, BigRunner, were separated early in childhood when their mother, claiming that they were too annoying to raise, put them up for adoption.

Jenna Jameson confiding that the best sex she ever had in her life was with Winkyduck.

Shrink coming back from the dead. (Well.....let's put that one on hold for now.)

In any event, don't feel bad for Computer Bob. He'll be here soon to tell you that not only did he hedge the game, but that he is still ahead by 5 units, and since that was his goal from the beginning, his strategy has been successful.

And after all......who can argue with that?

Well done, CB!
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Computer Bob needs to take the Kinky challenge to prove himself. His chalk eating binge is troubling and puts in question his gambling acumen.
 
I'm 7-0 eating chalk (6-0 NFL picks), always give my reasons why & posted another one today:


X-Files 7-1 +6.00 UNITS
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
It's easy to post chalk. It's harder to actually bet it because you have to risk the chalk to win 1 unit and if 1 unit is $100, that's $556. With Bobby, that's $6898. When I want a quick hundy, I go to the crooked Bookmaker casino.

Euro 2020 (2021), Hungary elimination at group stage, YES -556 @ playnow.com

Pinnacle has -700/+413.

Hungary is in the so-called "Group of Death" with France, Germany & Portugal, 3 of the top 6 teams favored to win the tourny. Hungary is bottom 3 of 24 teams.
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Computer Bob must prove himself with the Kinky Challenge. He says and I'll take him at his word that he conquered it with JK pm plays but now he has to do it with the lights on.
 
It's easy to post chalk. It's harder to actually bet it because you have to risk the chalk to win 1 unit and if 1 unit is $100, that's $556. With Bobby, that's $6898. When I want a quick hundy, I go to the crooked Bookmaker casino.

It's easier for me to bet chalk when it's a large wager. I have $4800 to win $864 on my -556 bet. (The limit is like $7600 & i was/am tempted to bet more). No way i'd bet that much on something that is +556. Though i'd bet $25 which seems to be around the figure that you are often betting on huge dogs like +5500.

If CB is actually betting on picks that he posts, then maybe he's betting 1 unit to win a miniscule amount in the case of something around -8000 or -2000, or significantly more won if it's -800ish & still more if it's like -300.
 
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Dell Dude

EOG Master
Take your minus 6898 plays and shove it where the chalk don't shine, Bobby. You cost me -263. Good think it was a Kinky air bet.
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
I just gave you a real life lesson why you don't bet chalk, X. It's ok for air bets and scraps but not for real bankroll. That fucking bum laid down like a Republican from Georgia.
 
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