REDHEADS or BLONDES!!!

{Both hair colors look the same on my monitor.} :+clueless

Where's the redhead? Is this a trick question Tony? :+wink-2+


All I see is lovely cleaveage! :silly:


Jessica Simpson has the lovelier cleaveage in her photo above.... :drooling: :hot:
 

roach23

Banned
Jessica Simpson is way hotter. though i'd bang lindsay lohan too.

Nice choice of nipshot pics for both ladies.
 

The General

Another Day, Another Dollar
How Blonde Is She???

How Blonde Is She???

She was Soooooooo Blonde .
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of ! an appl ication where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."



She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."



She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.


She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She studied for a blood test. * She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left,"

she turned around and went home.

She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,

she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for

"This goes In Front."

AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:




She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...


She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company...













 
The General said:
She was Soooooooo Blonde .
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of ! an appl ication where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."



She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."



She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.


She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She studied for a blood test. * She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left,"

she turned around and went home.

She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,

she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for

"This goes In Front."

AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:




She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...


She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company...














GOOSH I HOPE MRS MONTANA MISSES THIS ONE!!!EHEHEHEHEHEEH!!!
 

Hache Man

"Seven Days Without Gambling Makes One Weak"
99% of the time I would choose a blonde, but for some reason I would take Lohan over Simpson. Jessica just never really did much for me. When it comes to those Diva girld, I've always liked Mandy Moore a lot better.

Besides, I still can't get one specific episode of Nick & Jessica's Newlywed's show on MTV out of my head, where Jessica was just sitting on the couch farting over and over, laughing about it as Nick had to get up and leave........lol
 
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