Carib in da club NFL contest only 45% filled 21 days until the deadline

Dell Dude

EOG Master
<TABLE class=bet cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=bet_passive colSpan=3>Pool: $79000.00 as of 08/21 </TD></TR><TR><TD class=bet_passive colSpan=3>You already have 1 entries registered in this contest
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First place winner is guaranteed $70,000 or 40% of total entry money - whichever is higher. Well 40% of $70,000 is $31,600. Carib would need to sell 384 more entries in 21 days to reach the break-even point of $175,000. That's 18+ entries a day. Right now there are 316 entries including 1 Defiant Tiger Kiting. kick

Surely there has to be 384 more compulsive degenerate gamblers out there who can afford a lousy $250? I'm fukkin unemployed and down about 13 dimes total in bounced EFT's and still funded. Hell, my balance at Carib is (-)$1000 and I'm still in. Central Coin thing. toiletgrab

I want Carib to at least reach their goal so that they continue with this offshore best capping contest. And then I want them to surpass their goal so that when I win I win MO MONEY MO MONEY MO MONEY!!!

Come on guys, let's fill this shitt up. I'm account number 69190. If you don't remember, just look at the top of the leaderboard every week. touchdown
 
DELL DUDE,

GREAT STUFF!!!!

CARIB/SOS is one of the better books and they are out of ANTIGUA. I have known their main guys for nearly EIGHT years and they are DEFINITELY worthy of giving them a chance...

Please consider them an one of your "outs" for Football because being a "small" sized sports book, they don't need to be doing these contests, and we want them to continue...

For what it is worth, I would trust them with up to 6 figures of my money...

THE SHRINK
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
<TABLE class=bet cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=bet_passive colSpan=3>Pool: $79250.00 as of 08/21 </TD></TR><TR><TD class=bet_passive colSpan=3>You already have 1 entries registered in this contest
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Thank you. Next?
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
I agree with Shrink. dog1

Pro Football Handicappers Challenge

<CENTER>EARLY ENTRY BONUS:
Register on or before August 31st, 2005 and get a 10% Rebate on the Entry Fee</CENTER></FONT>

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1st Place Prize Guaranteed $70,000

<TABLE cellSpacing=2 cellPadding=2 border=0><TBODY><TR vAlign=top><TD>1)</TD><TD>Must register on or before Sunday September 11th, 2005.</TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD>2)</TD><TD>$250 entry fee, will be added to the contest pool, multiple entries under the same account are acceptable.</TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD>3)</TD><TD>Each entry must pick 5 games each week against the spread, most lines will be hung at a half point to avoid pushes.
The winners will be determined by the total number of points accrued based on each week's picks.
WIN = 2 pts, PUSH = 1 pt, LOSS = 0 pts
<!-- note: this rule was altered on Aug 20th in the interest of increasing competition among contestants and as a method to define a winner if the contest finishes very close.--></TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD>4)</TD><TD>Prize money will be awarded as follows:
  • 40% of the pool for 1st place
  • 15% of the pool for 2nd place
  • 6% of the pool for 3rd place
  • 2.5% of the pool for 4th thru 11th place
  • 1% of the pool for 12th thru 20th place
  • A last prize of $5,000 will be awarded, must play each week to qualify!
</TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD>5)</TD><TD>Contestants tying for 1<SUP>st</SUP> thru 20<SUP>th</SUP> place will equally split the aggregate money from the respective places. This policy also holds same for the $5,000 last place prize. </TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD>6)</TD><TD>Lines will be posted on Tuesdays and will close Sundays at 1:00pm ET. In cases when there are Thursday or Saturday games all 5 selections need to be made prior to game time. In the event you are unable to play online, please call 1-800-WIN-ALOT to place your picks by 12:30 pm EST Sundays. </TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD>7)</TD><TD>A leader board will be published, after 1 pm on Sundays, for viewing by all Caribsports.com members with each Contestants final week's selections. </TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD>8)</TD><TD>If a game is postponed and not played by Monday midnight then both sides will be considered winners.</TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD>9)</TD><TD>Caribsports.com has no power to waive the weekly closing time for any contest member as the Handicapper's Challenge Contest belongs to ALL its Participants.

<CENTER>*Grand Prize based on 700 entries</CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

I was in sole possession of first place between the Suicide Sunday and MNF football games week two at 8-1-1 last year. Then it all fell apart. hung

I got all shitt faced and started planning on how I would spend/gamble $50,000. This time I realize you can't win in two weeks. It's a 17 week marathon...
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Pool: $79750.00 as of 08/21

I have already begun dissecting week one. Have an opinion on 11 out of 16 games but am not SOLID on the Raiders/Pats game. Want desperately to force a win through on that game so I can make Suicide Sunday a shorter card plus enable me the opportunity to go wire to wire. Just don't know which way to go.

This is it for me. Probably my only chance to wipe away the tears of that $7000 Tigers straight putt loss that cost me Sands Casino, Intertops and PayPal. Opening 5-0 puts me on my championship way...
 
Good Luck Dell,

I may get in this contest, I dunno, I have got so much going on with grading here and I am in two other contest, plus I have to keep an eye on The General now days. I'll probably end up getting in .... thanks for the chance.

Glaken
 

The General

Another Day, Another Dollar
plus I have to keep an eye on The General now days

Thanks because I accept all the help I can. You have did well. As many horses as I help feed, I should be up for a peace prize or such though. :)

Imagine if I was a multi millionaire. I would help so many children by contributing to their mothers. What a heart. LOL
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Pool: $80000.00 as of 08/22


This entire tournament will be decided Setember 8th. On that night I'm going to attempt a dramatic force bet on the Raiders/Patriots game. If I win, I notify Carib immediately through their memo system that I am calling the Dell Dude championship early and start suicide scheming how I'll turn $70,000 into $10,000,000. If I lose, you can kiss my ass good-bye and I'll let compqdork finish out the garbage time string.
 

trytrytry

All I do is trytrytry
last year or the year before CaRIB had a prop on the over under $85,000 prize fund you could wager on.


I thought that was a fun prop bet. I think that year it went under

(Im guessing on the 85,000 I dont recall the actual amount but you get the idea idea idea).

I got in this one year and then one week I actually could not get my plays in I forgot all about it and lost too much ground..... I might get back in this year.
 

HPark1

EOG Member
Delldude why are you trying to promote this contest? The less players the better the equity. Why decrease your chances of winning? You're going to be sorry now when you see HPark1 at the top of that leaderboard snatching the 70k.

Maybe I will throw you a dime for informing me about the contest.
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
HPark1 said:
Delldude why are you trying to promote this contest? The less players the better the equity. Why decrease your chances of winning? You're going to be sorry now when you see HPark1 at the top of that leaderboard snatching the 70k.

Maybe I will throw you a dime for informing me about the contest.

Champions want to beat the best and not just the rest. Champions thrive on competition. Champions are afraid of no one and will take on anyone. Champions perform best under severe adversity and pressure. Champions win championships. That's what they do! If it ain't rough it ain't right!

I am a Champion. I am a Champion. I am a Champion my friend. And I'll keep on fighting till the 17th week, 85th bet end.

I hope there are 1000+ people. Every single one of them will be looking up at account# 69190 come Jaunuary Two Thousand and Six! kick
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Pool: $80250.00 as of 08/22

Still waiting for that 11th hour entry push. Only 20 days left until the deadline. I'm assuming at least $25,000 the last week which would mean this sukker may not even reach last year's $135,000 handle. Either the last week has to be like $50,000 or the 11th hour entry surge starts earlier...

This is by far the best capping contest offshore. $250 is affordable, the 5 picks a week system will allow the cream to rise to the top, and the first place prize is $70,000.

This is how you win this contest. You do it with CONSISTENCY by going at least 3-2 every week plus with MOMENTUM by having some monster 5-0/4-1 weeks. You do those two things, you win...
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Let's just take a look at that crucial opening Thursday night game. The last three seasons the favorite has failed to cover the spread by the dirty 3.5 hook. First San Fran, then Washy, then Pats. All three won by a field goal.

I am almost certain the contest line will be 7.5. I'm SOLID on the Patriots winning. But the Raiders have Moss and Kerry Collins. That gives them enough weapons to stay close enough for a garbage time backdoor cover.

So do you go with the Raidahs and the clean hook or the dirty hook Patriots? That is the question I will aks myself when I am submitting my opening picks. Need the force through win or my contest will be over before the fat man (John Madden) starts singing.

I am 70% sure which way I'm going. 70% and $70,000 all riding on one dirty/clean hook...
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Pool: $80750.00 as of 08/22

I have my *tentative* week one card set. TNF game, 1pm game, 4pm game, 8pm game, MNF game. Like my chances to start 5-0. Tournament doesn't start until I lose that first bet. 5-0 would reduce this for me to 16 weeks...
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Pool: $81000.00 as of 08/22

Carib memo -

Hello Joseph, we will be crossing our fingers for you. We wish you nothing but but the best for the upcoming football season. Have a great night. Charles
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Pool: $81500.00 as of 08/22


Date: Mon, 22 Aug 2005 19:30:32 -0700 (PDT)
From: tlpnlxz@yahoo.com
Subject: Someday you're going to help me win $25,000 at Bodog poker!
To: sweetsweetmariah@yahoo.com


Have you as my avatar. Every Sunday they have a $109 buy-in tournament with guaranteed 25K top prize. One of these day it's gonna happen. If I win, it's only fair I give you a dividend check You are my ALL IN protection after all. :)

 

OMNIVOROUS FROG

EOG Master
I bought 4 entries last year. Got the early bird discount. The winner had a run, I kid you not, where he picked 15 favorites and went 15-0. I ended up dumping. Never seen anything like that. Actually the more people, the higher the prizes. They do add to the pool. Nice contest, but I will go with Betjamaica 3 pick instead. Big EOG member bonus. Always like those membership priveledges.
Excuse my lacks of manners. Hello Dell Dude, I am Omnivorous Frog. Pleased to meet you. Good luck at Carib contest.

Best Wishes...OFcheers
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
The following memo has been received and will be processed by one of our customer service agents:

As soon as I start getting income again, I am going to deposit here as my main out via echecks. Central Coin already charged off the $1000 and I'm getting phone calls from some stupid lawyer lady every day. If I win on one of these depoits can this still be taken care of via my balance so I can lift my payout restriction and get this bitch off my back?

Certainly Joseph! You may commence deposing via our e-check option at your convenience. Any winnings acquired can be forwarded to Central Coin for settlement. We wish you all the best! Joy

Since January I have been haunted by the curse of the Central Coin Cupcakes. Lost back-to-back $500 suicide EFT deposits betting mid major college basketball teams Central Michigan and *****vania. Have never won since in da club. It is IMPERATIVE I pay these cupcake cocksukkers at Central Coin back before midseason of the NFL contest. Otherwise, the CCC curse will doom my ass.
 
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Dell Dude

EOG Master
Hi OF. Yes that punkass punk went on a lucky three week run where he picked all favorites. But he still cooled off at the end with two 2-3's and a close-it-out 0-5. Could have been caught but I had like 5 straight 3-2's where I should of and could have gone 4-1 then absolutely tanked at the end. Kept betting on Lions games and kept losing. I swear, these Michigan teams just destroy me year in year out.
 

Hache Man

"Seven Days Without Gambling Makes One Weak"
Carib contest is very tough as there are usually so many contestants....

Couple years ago I started off like 15-5, which I thought should put me towards the top.

Well, when I checked where I was ranked, I don't even think I was on the first 3-4 pages!

You are always going to have some guys (mostly just lucky guys) jump out to a 20-0 , 19-1 start , so if you're not on top of your game early, you immediately fall out of the race and make it very difficult to climb back in......

I have always said the Carib is one of the most complete books out there though.....
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
With 19 days left until the deadline, only 326 entries and 374 more needed to break-even. That's 19+ entries per day to reach contest par.

Hell I have almost 326 different creditors calling me every day. That's chump change garbage! I want to at least break a sweat in this thing. I'll probably already make my reservations at Viking's Exotic Resort before the Lions play the Vikings on fukkin Thanksgiving.

 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Pool: $83000.00 as of 08/24

I will be having a special Carib Championship thread in the football section debuting September 8th and kicking off with my Raiders/Patriots tournament clinching pick. I have lost the first TNF three years running and that basically killed my chances the rest of the season. This year I win and the momentum will be so great it will carry me to the $70,000 throne and earn me the title Offshore Greatest NFL Handicapper!
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Pool: $84000.00 as of 08/24

Not if they actually call my references. Just took my dad's address/phone# book and wrote down three names. Hoping since he has the same first name they won't realize it's me. If all goes well, Pastor Luttman will say "Brother Joe loves the Lord."

Had to do this. There isn't one person I know who would say anything nice about me - save for maybe Scotty K of Bowmans. Basically gift wrapped him seven dimes on that Tigers straight putt.
 

compaqdork

EOG Senior Member
deller you can put me down as a reference. say i'm your landlord and you were never late. delly these shitt jobs like wendys only call references if your assit. manager actually gives a flying fukk which usually ain't the case.

they only call if sleazy looking
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Pool: $84500.00 as of 08/24

Al Bubba Baker circa 1981 at an offseason basketball game at Fenton High School. You might notice the frightened look on his face. That's because I took the picture under the basket as the other Lions player were shooting practice shots. Right after the flash I got plunked on the head with a basketball and knocked on my ass. Bubba represents how many wins I will have in da club: 60.
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
With 17 days until the deadline, the final frenzy entry push has yet to develop. Every day that goes by the higher the pace needed to reach $175,000. Now it is 21+/day. This will take a miracle to make it. If it doesn't I'm afraid Carib will severely chop the guaranteed top prize next year or even get rid of the whole contest. Don't look good...
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Pool: $85000.00 as of 08/25

As soon as I get a job I will continue my weight loss. Still close to 200. I'll take care of that 183 shitt in one month once I start up again. Then I'm a mere 48 pounds away from the Magic Johnson 135.

I am pleased to announce that the Theme Song for my Carib in da club Championship thread will be This is How an EFT Breaks by Rob Thomas.



It was "inspired" by my $7000 all or nothing NOTHING straight putt on those asshole Detroit Tigers. Thanks again Sparky.
 
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