Reindeer Games: Momma Vs Wilson

Blondie

EOG Master
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Wilson sweetie it's all good. :cheers

Not sure that Momma even remembers me telling her ;)
 

ballwonder

EOG Master
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Wilson tell momma to leave the window unlocked I will be over later tonight.
 

Wilson

EOG Dedicated
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Oh, and by the way, for any Yankees fans reading this thread I have something for you:



They are officially out of the playoffs unless Jesus decides to play for them.
 

Wilson

EOG Dedicated
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Get it, I was calling you and me boobs and who is taller you perv.
 

Wilson

EOG Dedicated
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i heard you got a store bought rack anyway, is that true?
 

Blondie

EOG Master
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Nope all natural :D

Why you want some, I keep trying to get rid of some but it never works... 2348ji23e
 

Wilson

EOG Dedicated
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Is that a proposition Ms Blondie? Momma would have to meet you first.
 

Wilson

EOG Dedicated
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That Pam Anderson has had more meat in her than a butcher shop.
 

Wilson

EOG Dedicated
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Wilson:
Philly -2 1/2

Momma:
Under Pitt 35
Giants -2
Under Dallas 34
 
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One play tonight boys,

Under 36 in the San Fran/San Diego game

Wilson was just put in a "internet time out" his porn time is limited to when I am at work or after I go to bed. My girl friend and I just walked in on him checking out a website that was called Mature Mexican Mommacitas with Massive Mammories. It was quite embarrassing (she happens to be Mexican). Not good timing Wilson.
 
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Momma I wanted to make sure you are ok. Is your instant messaging working? I sent you messages all weekend.

Wilson, you are a idiot. Your mom is a cum dump, everyone knows it but you. You joke about her being a whore but you fail to grasp the concept that she actually is one. I like that about her, for $100 I can get my rocks off, your mom is one good lay. I banged your mom in your room one day when you were working, I left you a little surprise on your comforter. If I was your dad I would sign you up for the marines and slap a semper fi bumper sticker on your fat ass and send you on your way. Don't be surprised if you see me Christmas morning you fat fuck.

Nice post, showing alot of class in this one. I am ashamed to have had sex with you but I gave you the gift that keeps giving (I have genetial herpes), good luck with that.
 
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I had an interest in your Momma until I read some of the rude comments you wrote about her. You are a sad boy Wilson. Always respect your parents no matter what. I have been talking to your Mom, she is a nice lady and does not deserve to be treated like this. Get some help. By the way, stormtroopers avatar and picture look the same, he could be your Dad.

Donkey, Wilson and I have a good relationship, we kid around alot. he beat me to the story about me catching him with his pants down holding a jar of peanut butter while our dog was licking his balls. He is a hard up kid, he needs to get laid more than most of the posters here at EOG, but he is a great kid.

Is your handle true? I would like to find out.
 
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I finish the preseason at 4-2-1, nice preseason Wilson.

91023i2ndw;l
 

Wilson

EOG Dedicated
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These are my picks for the EOG/Docs NCAA football contest.

Baylor +12
Akron +26 1/2
North Texas +25
UAB +14
La Tech +8 1/2
Bowling Green +13
West Mich +14 (Best Bet)

I had west mich twice in the contest so I replaced it with North Texas +25. Duh.
 

Wilson

EOG Dedicated
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That damn Mr Enfuego is a nazi when it comes to this contest. Mr Shrink picked the right guy for the job. I offered him $2 to change my picks and he said he would change them for $200, I gotta scrounge up some cash for him. This guy is straight up mafia, don't fuck with him, he told me he knows where I live and would send some "people" up to take care of me if there was a problem. He is the real deal.

Note to self: Don't fuck with Mr Enfuego. Period.
 
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Wilson, you already know the answer to the posting question, you won our wager, you can continue to post here. Upon review this seems like a good place with alot of friendly people. I will be home from work at 5:00, we will have a barbecue, until then, be good.
 

Wilson

EOG Dedicated
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Note to self:

Keep your eye on Mr 5starbum, he made a comment about Momma taking it in the ass, he's on my list.
 

Wilson

EOG Dedicated
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The preseason football challenge ended with me being at 57% winners and Momma at 50% winners, that Mr Fezzik can lick my left nut.
 
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