I was thinking of shaving my balls for football

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idiotspayforpick

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with the glob of hair muff I only appear to stretch 8 inches when in fact it is a solid 8 3/4.

Katie - is it queer to try and gain that extra 3/4's?
 
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Salo

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Re: I was thinking of shaving my balls for football

Katie,

Are you going to shave a nice landing strip for football season?
 
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idiotspayforpick

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Re: I was thinking of shaving my balls for football

Katie - I guess "ball's" is the way we all talk about them. It sounds a little funny, me talking on an open forum, about shaving my nut. I prefer to be a real man and say balls.
 
Katie

Katie

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Re: I was thinking of shaving my balls for football

idiotspayforpick said:
Katie - I guess "ball's" is the way we all talk about them. It sounds a little funny, me talking on an open forum, about shaving my nut. I prefer to be a real man and say balls.
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i understand, idiot..
but i think it takes a real man to say you have one..

what are you up to today?
 
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Salo

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Re: I was thinking of shaving my balls for football

So how do you usually keep it styled?
 
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idiotspayforpick

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Re: I was thinking of shaving my balls for football

not up to much today. I cooked a pile of baby back ribs on the grill, having a few pops, and watching "the untouchables". I worked all day yesterday washing my boat so I could trade it in and I am a little lazy today. Hence the shaving mu "nut" reference. I wacked one off earlier while the wife was shopping and while I had the pole out I was thinking of doing a little yard work so I thought I would ask. I ran it by the wife and she said she preferred to put a "stopper" on it about 7 inches down the shaft-a-reno so she was a no go with the trimming.
 
Shortbus

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Re: I was thinking of shaving my balls for football

First of all, why did Katie know you only had one testicle?

That scares me a little.

Secondly, your ball(s)...er...your sack is going to itch like a mother if you shave it.

I shaved my stuff once and it was like torture!
 
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idiotspayforpick

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Re: I was thinking of shaving my balls for football

Thanks for adding in shortbus, good point

Me and Latie go way back...she actually chewed off one of my balls that's why I have one now.
 
MIKEH75

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Re: I was thinking of shaving my balls for football

itched like hell.did it once and never will again.
 
dirty

dirty

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Re: I was thinking of shaving my balls for football

I got a buddy who has what he calls "then some"
 
Katie

Katie

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Re: I was thinking of shaving my balls for football

dirty said:
I got a buddy who has what he calls "then some"
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maybe you could ask him to pose for some boudoir pics..
we need a higher caliber than honey and sexpot..:LMAO
 
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