Re: WE SHOULD MAKE A LIST OF SAYINGS WE HEARD ALL THE TIME AND NOW DON'T HEAR TO OFTEN!
for guys who are married this sound familiar from her:
when she was your g/f: Honey, I'd love to have sex 3 times a day and give you a BJ and let you cum in my mouth
then when you say "I, do" and the ring goes on her finger: Go fuck yourself asshole, i'm tired and want some sleep - go jerk yourself off in the bathroom