My New GF Wants Too much Sex

OscarB

OscarB

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She's a hottie - another Asian babe, about 10 years younger than me. Man, I love petite brunettes. I'm not a spring rooster anymore, though. Damn, about 2-3 times a day is enough for me. Well, this honey just wants to fuck all day and night long. I just don't know if I'm up to it. I told her I'm watching the Braves games every night, no matter what. She likes baseball, too. However, the other night she wants it doggie style during the 5th inning - geesh. So, here we are on the ole sofa and I'm watching the friggin Braves at the same time. Just didn't quite seem right. Oh well, she's an Auburn fan - which is way cool and probably why I haven't kicked her out yet. Any suggestions ?


:smokesmal
 
Katie

Katie

EOG Master
Re: My New GF Wants Too much Sex

count your blessings..
at least someone is giving you sex again..:)
 
mofome

mofome

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Re: My New GF Wants Too much Sex

OscarB said:
She's a hottie - another Asian babe, about 10 years younger than me. Man, I love petite brunettes. I'm not a spring rooster anymore, though. Damn, about 2-3 times a day is enough for me. Well, this honey just wants to fuck all day and night long. I just don't know if I'm up to it. I told her I'm watching the Braves games every night, no matter what. She likes baseball, too. However, the other night she wants it doggie style during the 5th inning - geesh. So, here we are on the ole sofa and I'm watching the friggin Braves at the same time. Just didn't quite seem right. Oh well, she's an Auburn fan - which is way cool and probably why I haven't kicked her out yet. Any suggestions ?


:smokesmal
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i'll move in with you. when you get bored, i'll fuck her for 2-4 minutes. afterwards i'll need a short nap.
 
Smoketest

Smoketest

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Damn Oscar, where do you meet all these Asian chicks

not a bad problem to have unless she feels depraved and leaves

get her a dildo
 
OscarB

OscarB

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mofome said:
i'll move in with you. when you get bored, i'll fuck her for 2-4 minutes. afterwards i'll need a short nap.
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nice avatar mofo ! and if you want to move on down to the mecca of college football - comon. 2-4 minutes ?

:cheers
 
mofome

mofome

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OscarB said:
nice avatar mofo ! and if you want to move on down to the mecca of college football - comon. 2-4 minutes ?

:cheers
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you dont live in knoxville though. :nono


i was being arrogant on the board. 1 minute tops.
 
CHARLIEPEETE

CHARLIEPEETE

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DO WHAT GEOGE FROM SEINFELD DID GET A CORN BEEF SANDWICH AND WHILE U DOING HER DOGGIE STYLE HAVE DINNER.................:cheers
 
The Devil

The Devil

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Re: My New GF Wants Too much Sex

OscarB said:
She's a hottie - another Asian babe, about 10 years younger than me. Man, I love petite brunettes. I'm not a spring rooster anymore, though. Damn, about 2-3 times a day is enough for me. Well, this honey just wants to fuck all day and night long. I just don't know if I'm up to it. I told her I'm watching the Braves games every night, no matter what. She likes baseball, too. However, the other night she wants it doggie style during the 5th inning - geesh. So, here we are on the ole sofa and I'm watching the friggin Braves at the same time. Just didn't quite seem right. Oh well, she's an Auburn fan - which is way cool and probably why I haven't kicked her out yet. Any suggestions ?


:smokesmal
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HOW ABOUT INVITING A BUNCH OF EOGers OVER TO HELP WITH YOUR WORK LOAD?
 
roseman

roseman

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Re: My New GF Wants Too much Sex

Two months until Football gets into full swing...see if you can stand it until then...
 
OscarB

OscarB

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Re: My New GF Wants Too much Sex

The Devil said:
HOW ABOUT INVITING A BUNCH OF EOGers OVER TO HELP WITH YOUR WORK LOAD?
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That thought crossed my mind, Devil. Maybe, I should bring her to an EOG blast. But I really do like the lady.

You guys (and Katie) are hilarious, though. You all make me laugh a lot and that's a big reason why I like EOG.


brown stink pot and corn beef sandwich
:LMAO:LMAO:LMAO:LMAO:LMAO:LMAO
 
Dante

Dante

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Re: My New GF Wants Too much Sex

OscarB said:
She's a hottie - another Asian babe, about 10 years younger than me. Man, I love petite brunettes. I'm not a spring rooster anymore, though. Damn, about 2-3 times a day is enough for me. Well, this honey just wants to fuck all day and night long. I just don't know if I'm up to it. I told her I'm watching the Braves games every night, no matter what. She likes baseball, too. However, the other night she wants it doggie style during the 5th inning - geesh. So, here we are on the ole sofa and I'm watching the friggin Braves at the same time. Just didn't quite seem right. Oh well, she's an Auburn fan - which is way cool and probably why I haven't kicked her out yet. Any suggestions ?


:smokesmal
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sadly...If you have to stop to think which one you would rather do more, watching a BB game or sex there is NO help for you whatsoever
:whatever:
 
The General

The General

Another Day, Another Dollar
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Dante said:
sadly...If you have to stop to think which one you would rather do more, watching a BB game or sex there is NO help for you whatsoever
:whatever:
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Sex is highly overrated unless you are experimenting with other parties/persons (or in any other ways) along with your partner. (Keep it fun).
 
OscarB

OscarB

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Re: My New GF Wants Too much Sex

Dante said:
sadly...If you have to stop to think which one you would rather do more, watching a BB game or sex there is NO help for you whatsoever
:whatever:
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You are right Dante. GO Braves !
 
Dawg Pound

Dawg Pound

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Let Gotti have a shot doggie style with his dunkin donuts toilet balls slapping her from behind.....that'll quiet her down for awhile
 
Hache Man

Hache Man

"Seven Days Without Gambling Makes One Weak"
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lol Wrigs

Sorry man, I don't have to suck on them but I just can't be with a girl who has jacked up feet/toes......... :p
 
SHAWN GOTTI

SHAWN GOTTI

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sabian06 said:
the movie boomerang is played out fellas........get over it:cool:
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sabian06<SCRIPT type=text/javascript> vbmenu_register("postmenu_776696", true); </SCRIPT> .......IT AINT GOT SHIT TO DO WIT BOOMERANG!!!!!

IF A CHICK DONT TAKE CARE OF HER FEET......SHE SURE DONT TAKE CARE OF HER PUZZY!!!!:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

SO IF U BE FUCKING WIT BITCHES WIT GARBAGE FEET......U BE FUCKING WIT BITCHES WIT GARBAGE PUZZY!!!!:+textinb3 :+textinb3 :+textinb3 :+textinb3

THATS FUCKING SICK!!!:puking: :puking: :puking: :puking:
 
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frankjohnson

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Re: My New GF Wants Too much Sex

OscarB said:
That thought crossed my mind, Devil. Maybe, I should bring her to an EOG blast. But I really do like the lady.

You guys (and Katie) are hilarious, though. You all make me laugh a lot and that's a big reason why I like EOG.


brown stink pot and corn beef sandwich
:LMAO:LMAO:LMAO:LMAO:LMAO:LMAO
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I think this must be in reference to rear entry. I've heard such actvity described much more diplomatically by Jim Morrison who called himself a "Back Door Man" on the Doors first album.

I have also heard a joke where it's said the reason rednecks do it doggie style is so that they can both watch NASCAR!
 
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NoNewbieca

NoNewbieca

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Toe cheese is something that is just not a delicacy with this Canuck. I'll pass on the feet!
 
IDENTITY

IDENTITY

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LOL mo - skinsraj was being sarcastic....u viciously attack people for no reason....and u end up lookin like a clown...
 
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